Hello,
Thought I would give yall an update. I called up my plumber friend and asked who he'd recommend. He refers me to a guy, who is out of buisiness and that guy refers me to another guy. I reluctantly called the number(I hate third hand recomendations), but the number looks familiar.
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answers"This is Jeff."
Me:"Hello, this is Jeremy. I was wondering what you charge to pump out a septic tank?"
"Hey Jeremy, hows my building coming?"
Me: "UH?" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
The guy I called is my customer I'm building for right now! He runs a porta-pot buisness and also did tank pumping. I knew that, seeing there were no less that 200 porta-pots ten feet from the building we're putting up. My idiotic brain didnt put two and two together.
After a little small talk, I wiped the egg off my face and asked if he'd help me out. Seems that Jeff no longer does tank pumping. He told me to call his hog farmer friend that was just a few miles from my place.
Buba(not his real name, but he looked the part) shows up with a tractor trailor designed to pump out hog confinements(duh, I called a hog farmer). The hose on the pump had was eight inches accross and wasnt going to fit down a five inch pipe. He knew this and procceeded to duct tape a section of drain tile to the end of the big pipe. (what kind of hooky operation did I hire to do this!)
Long story short. The pumping took no less than 5 minutes from when he stuck the hose into the tank and was on his merry way out the driveway. I called him up later and wondered what the bill would be. Buba: "I pump(insert appropiate slang here)for a living, yours wasnt enough to charge for." Thanks Buba
JA in SD
btw: The fecal jokes were good but not spectacular like I expected. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Oh yeah almost forgot: boogercountry's suggestion doesnt work, my lungs gave out trying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif