Things That Amuse Me
- Thread starter Stu Farish
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Reminds me of the joke about a fellow experiencing his 2nd childhood; he bought a bright red convertible sports car and took it out for his first spin. Got on the freeway and before he even looked at the speedometer he discovered the red & blue lights coming up fast. He was surprised that he was doing 90 mph. in a 60 mile zone. He thought what the heck, this thing is supposed to be the fastest thing on wheels, I can outrun that police cruiser. 110 in nothing flat but the trooper was still there. When he reached125, he decided he'd be better off to stop and take his medicine.
The trooper walked up to his door and surprisingly stated, "It's only 5 minutes until my shift is up; I'm gonna give you a break. If you can give me an excuse that I've never heard before, I won't give you a ticket."
Without hesitation, the driver said, "Well, officer, you see, my wife ran off with a state trooper last week and I thought you was him trying to bring her back."
The trooper walked up to his door and surprisingly stated, "It's only 5 minutes until my shift is up; I'm gonna give you a break. If you can give me an excuse that I've never heard before, I won't give you a ticket."
Without hesitation, the driver said, "Well, officer, you see, my wife ran off with a state trooper last week and I thought you was him trying to bring her back."
