At this time, we invite you to enjoy our in-flight presentation: “
Frontier Psychiatrist
.” Please sit back, relax, and direct your attention to the screen that may or may not be flickering ominously above you.
Our stewardest will be coming down the aisle shortly with refreshments and complimentary Dramamine for those experiencing mild temporal vertigo. Please do not block the aisle, congregate near the emergency exits, or attempt to open a portal of your own.