ColoradoHillBilly
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One day a HVAC (airconditioning) expert died and went to heaven. St Peter stopped him at the gate and said after further review, he was not allowed in heaven yet. The hvac specialist politely asks why and St Peter said he saw some questionable actions in the past and said "We can't accept you. You have to go to H-E-!-! for a little while, not forever, just 3 or 4 hundred years." Well, what do you do? If you argue it might make things worse. The gentleman said fine and accepted the terms.
After some time passes, God contacted Satan and asked how everything was down there. Satan said "It has been wonderful, we got this guy that fixed the air conditioner and put in thermostat controls and duct work all throughout here. It has been 65-70 degrees for years"
God replies " Well I'm glad you are doing so well, but I have decided to bring the HVAC technician back through our gates where he will reside for all eternity."
Satan Answers "No he is welcome here and I think I can use his expertise for a bit more time, but I might be able to send you someone else for now."
God thinks for a time and tells Satan "Well, I will sew you and who would award a case to the antichrist?"
Satan answers "Fine, where you gonna find a lawyer?"
After some time passes, God contacted Satan and asked how everything was down there. Satan said "It has been wonderful, we got this guy that fixed the air conditioner and put in thermostat controls and duct work all throughout here. It has been 65-70 degrees for years"
God replies " Well I'm glad you are doing so well, but I have decided to bring the HVAC technician back through our gates where he will reside for all eternity."
Satan Answers "No he is welcome here and I think I can use his expertise for a bit more time, but I might be able to send you someone else for now."
God thinks for a time and tells Satan "Well, I will sew you and who would award a case to the antichrist?"
Satan answers "Fine, where you gonna find a lawyer?"