Attack of the cat eating killer Raccoons

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Yellerdog

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I found this story on Drudgereport.
I thought I'd post a link for your reading enjoyment.

Killer Racoons

My Favorite:
""We were right there trying to get him off the cat," she said. "The cat was screaming, and the raccoon was ferocious. My husband and a neighbor grabbed a shovel and a bat, and they were waving them until it took off. It was scary.""

Well maybe they should have hit the damn thing instead of waving the bat and shovel! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
HEHE... Thanks for the laugh. I like the whole "I take a lead pipe with me a night" Sounds like they have too many cats and too many coons.
 
oh the liberal tree huggers are at it again... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

I wonder if it is like the movie Gremlin's up there. Raccoons going into houses with the scared home owner hiding under the bed as the raccoons raid the refrigerator... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And peper spray. The threat of that must scare those raccoons. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif

Me and my friend mr 12 ga can solve that problem in 30 minutes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif

The comments are funnier than the story.

AP has the story as "Psycho Killer Raccoons Terrorize Olympia" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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I can attest to the bad side of a Coon. Bout 8 Months ago my wife and me were in bed sleeping. We were woke up to something at our back door. I thought it was an intruder due to the OVERWHELMING amount of home invasions here ( I almost wish it was an invader of the human type) I grabbed my Colt Trooper .357 Magnum. I made my way through the house and peaked out my back door window and saw 3 coons on my deck. I thought well there tearin trash everywhere I keep my .357 Loaded with 180 gr black talons. Not wanting to waste my " good ammo " on a coon i Unloaded my weapon looked out the window and there was only 1 BIG male coon remaining. I grabbed 1 round from my ammo box 125 jhp and walked out my front door and around the wraparound deck. when i got the the gate on the deck i opened and there was mr.coon in a dead stare down almost daring me to shoot him. by this time my wife was watching the tense moments as i drew down on mr . Coon he stood on his back legs doing something with his hands almost like taunting me or challenging me to a fight. I Fire 1 round right between the eyes.( Not a good idea) He was MAD He came at me full throttle screamin like a banshee blood suirtin everywhere. I tried to get away went back through the gate slammed it shut, tried to get back inside to reload and lo and behold my wife was holdin the door shut. said she was scared I informed her MR. coon was wanting to kick my @!##. She finnaly opened the door as mr.coon made it over the gate i reloaded with my good stuff. went back out fired another head shot and it did a lot of damage but mr.coon ran to my gass grill kinda dazed and squirting blood. he poked his head out and I finaly got him. That coon was 35 lbs and Mean. My porch looked like a murder scene. Those Coons are evil little creatures.

In all of this ive learned a few valuable lesson.
1: Always use the good stuff
2: Never trust your wife in your time of need.( She was laughing)
3: Never and NEVER load with only 1 bullett
 
Instantdeath..ROTFLMBO! Very valuable lessons indeed!

Yellerdog-I sent this story out earlier today in email to some friends and had cut out the EXACT same quote you did in your post! So far, 5 outta 5 agree-why pick up a weapon if you're not gonna use it!?

I also got a big kick out of the 'tips' at the end of the article.. 'keep gates closed to make it more difficult for 'coons to get in. HA! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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2: Never trust your wife in your time of need.( She was laughing)



Thats for sure. I had a similar incident one time with a feral cat. He attacked me and the wife turned around, ran in the house and locked the door /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif. Guess who was left outside in only under shorts and armed with a hammer /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif? You should have seen the blood on the porch, walls and windows after I beat it to death with the hammer /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif. Never have forgotten the lesson I learned about women /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif. When the going gets really hairy, they run! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
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"I see Kim sit by Novalee's grave in their front yard every day ... talking or just being with her kitty," Keeton said.


Give me a break! It was a stupid cat!

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One thing that also saved Sweetie's life is she's overweight.

"It couldn't pull Sweetie under the deck. But it pulled so hard it hurt her internal organs," Hall said.


Now cats in America are fat too! Lay off the burgers kitties.

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Normally, Brown said, he can fix a problem in a few weeks, but he has set traps there for six weeks and caught only one.

"It was with sardines and cat food," he said. "For bait, I use what they've been feeding them."


Maybe use cats as bait? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

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Keeton said the raccoons travel their route so often they've worn a path.

"It's like a freeway in the back yard," she said. "It's like clockwork. They come between 9 and 9:30 every night."


A few foot traps would take care of that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
This past monday around 3 in the morning I had 2 coons fighting over the corn feeder making all kinds of noise. there was no way I could go back to sllep with that racket. So my wife said do something about it............and I did. Those 2 coons never looked so better being wraped around a 22-250 bullet. No more noise
 
oooooo real scary waving a shovel. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif
the 'coons must have peed themselves with fear.

give me a break. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 


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Published August 21, 2006

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The problem got so bad that residents Kari Hall and Tamara Keeton even started a Raccoon Watch after having an emotional neighborhood meeting attended by about 40 people.

"It was a place for people to mourn and cry," Hall said.


Whats really scary is this bunch of pissdraws will probably breed and make more just like "em.

JS
 
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Whats really scary is this bunch of pissdraws will probably breed and make more just like "em.



Pissdraws!
Now that's funny!LMAO /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 


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