Elephant joke

[woodcock]

This family goes to the circus. When the elephants appeared, one of the boys says

"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.

Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.

While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"

"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.

"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.

Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"
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[WNYstalker]

He He He...thats funny right there, don't care who you are. Thats funny.

 

[swokshooter]

You know why an elephant has four feet?






Because 6 inches just isn't enough. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[River Runner]

Carefull now, we aren't the only ones passing through here.

 

[OKIE1]

OK, this is still my favoite one:

Why does and elephant have red eyes?

So they can hide it cheery trees.
Have you ever seen as elephant in a cheery tree?














SEE IT WORKS. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif