Hey Guns4Fun, you obviously have way too much spare time on your hands.
Get rid of the riding mower and go back to a push-type reel mower, that should help almost immediately.
With respect to the gophers, PM your address and I'll show up with 2-204's and a couple of 220 Swifts.
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