how about a chuck norris thread?

[sweatybetty]

 

[Coyotejunki]

My favorite line is " Chuck Norris is so bad, the boogey man looks under his bed at night to make sure Chuck isn't under there."

 

[C.Jay]

Who?

 

[BMeyer]

Love the Chuck Norris jokes. My favorite is "Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. The grizzly isn't dead, just afraid to move."

 

[Coyotejunki]

That is funny. Back in Boot camp, every night before lights out, we would say "Goodnight Chesty Puller, where ever you are."

 

[Honda Rider]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built himself.

 

[pwhunter]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, the earth moves

 

[Theshedhunter]

A nearby highway sign for Norris MT. It's really in the middle of nowhere. CHUCK IS EVERYWHERE

 

[sweatybetty]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

SEAL Team Six plays "Hide and Go Seak" with Chuck Norris just to keep their skills sharp.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

[prairiefire]

Chuck Norris knows the name of the "Unknown" soldier.

 

[DesertRam]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Cast]

When you Google 'Chuck Norris', you get one hit --

Chuck will find you when he wants to be found.