What are some of the local jokes about summer where you live?
I grew up in Seattle, we would say;
It doesn't rain ALL the time, we see the sun for two weeks in August.
In Phoenix we laugh about;
People say that it's a dry heat, but you don't stick your head in the oven either. It's not a dry heat when it's 110 and raining.
You don't have to worry about what side of the faucet is hot or cold, they are both the same in the summer here. (that is more fact than joke)
You don't have to worry about your daughters using all of the hot water in the summer, it's an endless supply.
If you leave your sunglasses in the car and put them on when you get in the car, it's called an AZ branding iron.
Eating Ice cream in the summer is an act of self defense. you have to eat it fast before it melts completely.
I grew up in Seattle, we would say;
It doesn't rain ALL the time, we see the sun for two weeks in August.
In Phoenix we laugh about;
People say that it's a dry heat, but you don't stick your head in the oven either. It's not a dry heat when it's 110 and raining.
You don't have to worry about what side of the faucet is hot or cold, they are both the same in the summer here. (that is more fact than joke)
You don't have to worry about your daughters using all of the hot water in the summer, it's an endless supply.
If you leave your sunglasses in the car and put them on when you get in the car, it's called an AZ branding iron.
Eating Ice cream in the summer is an act of self defense. you have to eat it fast before it melts completely.