making fun of the heat.

Tbone-AZ

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What are some of the local jokes about summer where you live?

I grew up in Seattle, we would say;

It doesn't rain ALL the time, we see the sun for two weeks in August.


In Phoenix we laugh about;

People say that it's a dry heat, but you don't stick your head in the oven either. It's not a dry heat when it's 110 and raining.

You don't have to worry about what side of the faucet is hot or cold, they are both the same in the summer here. (that is more fact than joke)

You don't have to worry about your daughters using all of the hot water in the summer, it's an endless supply.

If you leave your sunglasses in the car and put them on when you get in the car, it's called an AZ branding iron.

Eating Ice cream in the summer is an act of self defense. you have to eat it fast before it melts completely.
 
Been dryer than a popcorn fart around here and its been purgatory hot too.

I'm not afraid to go to [beeep]...I've lived there for 42 years now.
 
It was so hot today i saw a horney toad walking with a stick in his mouth and every few feet he would jab it in the ground climb up and cool off his feet
 
Originally Posted By: ThreewisemenWe actually have 2 season in Minnesota and not 4; winter and construction season.

+1 Same story, different location.
 


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