azmastablasta
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and
get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
So she went to the drug store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms,
don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple
of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on
my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and
get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
So she went to the drug store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms,
don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple
of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on
my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.