NEW Wal-Mart Wine

Jeff Mock

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Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2009, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but "There is a market for inexpensive wine." said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "However, branding will be very important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

- Chateau Traileur Parc

- White Trashfindel

- Big Red Gulp

- World Championship Riesling

- NASCARbernet

- Chef Boyardeaux

- Peanut Noir

- I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

- Grape Expectations

- Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
 
I was about to say.... "Possum is not a white meat."... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
guess possum is as much white meat as pork. after you skin that nice young possum compare the color of the meat to some raw pork. yepper it could be the other white meat depending how far you back you live in the swamp.
 
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I'd say something about Mad-Dawg 20-20,
Bob



I dont even like to hear that word, you know you are buying rot gut with a name like Mad Dawg /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif, youd be better off dinking gasoline /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

I guess if you are an economy drinker it will work lol
 
Jeff,

Actually Wal-Mart does in fact have a house brand wine. It is called Oak Leaf, and comes in Merlot, Cabernet, A couple of Whites, and sells for $1.97 a bottle.

Yepper, it pretty much sucks.

Dave
 
Mad-Dog will renew your relationship with the Porcelin God and make you sell buicks for the next two days.

Don't ask me how I know this.
 
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Mad-Dog will renew your relationship with the Porcelin God and make you sell buicks for the next two days.

Don't ask me how I know this.



+1 on that, Had a buddy get Alcohol Poisoning from drinking that junk.
 
Hey,

I must be getting the wrong squirrels here. Ours aren't red. Brown mabe, but no way is that meat red!

But tastes great and less fillin!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif

Goes best with a nice white wine too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Best
imlvt
 
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I don't matter whether its mad dog or thunderbird ... you only do it once if you have any sense ... in my case we were young and broke ... mad dog whupped my butt.... that was it for me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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