The Barber

pk1

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One day a guy pops his head into the door of the local barber shop and asks how log it would be to get his hair cut. The barber says that there are several ahead of him and that it would probably be more than an hour. The guy yells, "YAHOO!", and runs off down the street.

The next day the guy pops his head in again and asks the same question. The barber replies that he's pretty busy so he'd probably be an hour and a half before he could get to him. The guy again yells, "YAHOO!!", and runs off down the street.

This goes on for several more days so the barber tells the shoe shine boy, "The next time that guy comes in here I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

The next day the guy pops in again and asks how long and the barber says he's really, really busy and it will be at least two hours. The guy again yells, "YAHOO!!!", and runs off down the street only this time with the shoe shine boy on his tail.

After a bit the shoe shine boy comes back into the barber shop and just goes over to his bench and sits down. Finally, the barber asks, "Well......where did he go??"

With a sheepish look on his face the shoe shine boy says, "Your house."
 
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