Originally Posted By: Timberbeast7Was the president a dung beetle?
His mother was an ant and his father was a bigamist dung beetle.
We're not sure whether or not he was truly qualified to be president, however, because though he claimed to have been born in the ant hill, he never produced a long form birth certificate.
His mother divorced the dung beetle early on and later she married a potato bug and they lived together for some time under a rock. Some speculate the potato bug adopted the ant-dung beetle, but records on that aren't clear. The mother divorced him, too.
This has all left most of the hardest working ants with unanswered questions. I seems even the lazy ants have turned on the ant-dung beetle because just today Rasmussen's poll put him at a record low point and plunging.
