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Chupathingy

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Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush"

Ya get it?...Ya see it's because......AWWWWW never mind.

Chupa
 

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Longhorn.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Longhorns too. No one really knowing what a Texas Longhorn was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Longhorn."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why, I'm a proud Arkansas Razorback," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.
"Well, my mom and dad are Razorbacks, so I'm a Razorback too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Longhorn."
 
adr23,You can insert any state you want into my joke it still would be funny.

And BTW, I have a feeling you will be a Dallas Cowboys fan in the near future........You know what I mean.

Chupa
 
I will agree on the Cowboys, but still have a hate for Univ. of Texas when it comes to Razorback football. Even if we dont play every year.

No hard feelings "Chupa" just having a lil fun in the hunting offseason.
 
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I will agree on the Cowboys, but still have a hate for Univ. of Texas when it comes to Razorback football. Even if we dont play every year.

No hard feelings "Chupa" just having a lil fun in the hunting offseason.



Don't sweat it man, I'm kinda like the residant jester here. So I can take it as well as I can dish it out /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif

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im a member of the Fighting Texas Aggie Class of '07 so bring on the longhorn jokes, and where did you get that saw em off avitar?
 
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im a member of the Fighting Texas Aggie Class of '07 so bring on the longhorn jokes, and where did you get that saw em off avitar?



I'm not sure of the webiste I found it on, I was looking for longhorn jokes and ran across it.
 
Not a longhorn fan, Aggie fan here even though I played for the fighting T.V.C.C. Cardnals. Grandpaw was a fullback for the Razorbacks back in the leather helmet era. So no bad blood there.
 
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I know a Yankee isn't making fun of Texas, but I will have to say that Blind, Sober, & Drunk sign is pretty much true in Dallas & Houston. LOL

Proud Longhorn Fan!!

Little Aggie humor for everyone:

Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
 


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