Interesting Camo Option | Invisibility (to wildlife)

I have these mirror mylar suits that reflect the surrounding vegetation making you virtually invisible. They were only $6999.99 BUT with spring turkey season fast approaching we have pre season discount of $49.99 and we'll throw in a tin of mylar polish and a bottle of tincture of turkey sh-t boot dip. So for JUST $6950.00 you can hit the forest and sneak right up to a trophy turkey and wring it's neck saving you the cost of a turkey shotgun and tungsten shotshells.

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AWS said:
I have these mirror mylar suits that reflect the surrounding vegetation making you virtually invisible. They were only $6999.99 BUT with spring turkey season fast approaching we have pre season discount of $49.99 and we'll throw in a tin of mylar polish and a bottle of tincture of turkey sh-t boot dip. So for JUST $6950.00 you can hit the forest and sneak right up to a trophy turkey and wring it's neck saving you the cost of a turkey shotgun and tungsten shotshells.

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Can we get these custom made for an exact fit?
 
Yes we have a dip option for an exact fit after the liquid mylar sets we put a slice down the back, peel you out of it and sew in a zipper. Bodily function, just let rip, the suit will contain everything therefore not contaminating you hunting sight. Just remove the suit in the shower upon returning home.
 
AWS said:
Yes we have a dip option for an exact fit after the liquid mylar sets we put a slice down the back, peel you out of it and sew in a zipper. Bodily function, just let rip, the suit will contain everything therefore not contaminating you hunting sight. Just remove the suit in the shower upon returning home.
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Caution⚠️⚠️ This suit is so good, that you can't even find yourself! ⚠️⚠️ It is recommended that you leave a trail of bread crumbs on your way into your stand or you'll never be able to find your way back (which becomes increasingly problematic in the event of above mentioned bodily functions).
 
Y’all have me thinking now…what about a Roadrunner type camo, complete with head and tail feathers?? Just stand out in the wide open and I’d bet every coyote around would come running in. No need for e-callers, just carry as many bullets or shells you can carry and pile them up!!
 
Izat you, Spur?
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Just to be clear, this isn't "camo" clothing they're promoting, it's whatever is woven into the material of their garments that they claim prevents animals from picking up on your "electric signature" humans give off. It's been around for quit a while. You can get base layers for under your existing camo if you want. I don't personally own any, just familiar with the product.

Okay, carry-on! :LOL:
 
Your thinking of canned bacon, wasn't that the attractor of choice 15 years ago.

In all seriousness, if you spend enough time at this hunting thing you will have close encounters with game and there is no explanation, standing in the open I've had deer walk close enough to touch with my gun barrel, shot a nice buck at 8 ft, killed a coyote at one long pace, had them jump over my legs. It is what makes this so much fun. Killing a coyote at distance is as interesting to me as punching holes in paper, killing one at my shoelaces is a rush. When you can see the "Oh Sh-t" look on their face when they realize you are the predator and not the prey, makes coyote hunting one of the best hunting there is.
 
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