If you really want to get down to it.
These guys have a lot of good advice, but It's what you want...! that your gonna buy. If you think an alligator is a mans dog and recoil is fun, you'll buy the cannon /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Grab a dozzon 460's or some .500 Smith rounds and put them in your pocket. You might have to tighten up your belt so your pants stay up. When I pick up my 5 pound revolver, It's usually by the cylinder, being 15 inches long, it balances better. I crattle her in one arm as I head out the door. I gotta look were I'm walking cause my eyes just want to go there. She sits in the passanger seat, takes up the whole seat, the little hawg. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I don't bother with the seatbelt, we're not going far. I bring a can of orange spray paint and a 16oz coffee cup cut in half so I can spray a nice circle on a dead tree. My reloads kinda sound like a wind chime in my pocket walking. There bright with the fresh brass and the copper jacket. The 45-70's slide in the chamber like a torpedo in the tube.
As I [beeep] the hammer, I ask her, are you gonna hurt me Maxine?
Oh, my god, she just went off! Holy sheep $#!^.
You blew the whole back of the tree off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif wow, I watch as the vapor trail moves away with the wind.
The second round is usually the one that I make a conscious attempt not to clinch my teeth and squint my eyes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
By the 5th round my hand hurts and arm is a little tingley that when a 22 come out, intermittion time.
A dozzon rounds is all I can take at one time. Shes dirty, powder residue all over the finish and my hands. Like tak'n a 4x4 thru the woods, I dirty'd her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I think I want a Extra Large Frame (X) -Model 500 Revolver - 4" Smith $ Wesson (without the muzzle brake). They list for $1200 but I bet I can find one used ....../ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif cheap!! that someone bought, fired a dozzon, and said "Why did I buy this flippen thing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif"
So, Whatshu really want /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif