The following incident may or may not have happened in Southern Indiana, Dec. 1999. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Hunter one and hunter two are three minutes into a night time calling series in a secluded cornfield. Sitting in a fencerow, wind in their face, fresh corn stubble on the 20 acre field in front of them.
Hunter one "Shine over here, I see eyes!"
Hunter two turns the light toward the ecaller positioned in the corn stubble... "Right there?"
Hunter one "Yeah, I don't see em' now that the light is on them"
Hunter two pulls the light away... "There they are, I see em' too!"
Hunter one discharges a round of 3" #4Buck- Boooooom
Immediatly following the shot hunter one and hunter two meet up in the corn stubble where the "eyes" were spotted.
Hunter two "Where'd he go?!"
Hunter one "I dunno but he must've been right on top the caller"
Hunter two "Ummmm didn't the caller have a red indicator light on top of it?"
Hunter one "Ohhhhh @$(% the #*^$ of *%#) in the* %*$@! $%#_^"
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P.S. Hunter two is wayyyyy more innocent than he appears above... I mean he had NO WAY of preventing that accident.
Ah hem'-
At least that's what I hear. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif