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Rules for [beeep] Bingo
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare
your "[beeep] Bingo" card by drawing a square.
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into
columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or
diagonally, stand up and shout *"[beeep]!"
*Testimonials from past satisfied "[beeep] Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes
when I won." -
Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved
dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my
first win." -
Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us
waited for the
fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "[beeep]!"
for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Kansas City
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!"
Robert H.
Portland
The only problem with playing this game is you have to listen to his speech.
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare
your "[beeep] Bingo" card by drawing a square.
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into
columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. Inherited as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those
words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or
diagonally, stand up and shout *"[beeep]!"
*Testimonials from past satisfied "[beeep] Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes
when I won." -
Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved
dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my
first win." -
Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us
waited for the
fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "[beeep]!"
for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Kansas City
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!"
Robert H.
Portland
The only problem with playing this game is you have to listen to his speech.