Bumper Stickers

My favorite; "I'd rather be f***ing"
It was a pretty little gal driveing the truck it was on. And no it did not have a single * in it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
I've got a few for ya'll,

Lost your cat? look under my tires.

The definition of P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals. :eek:

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!

Death is just natures way of telling you to slow down.

Visualize "whirled Peas".

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for women, our pe@kers would rust.

Looking for a single woman who likes to hunt and has her own dog. Please send picture of dog.

When I finally snap, You'll be the first to go!

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Why do married men die sooner than single men?, Because they choose to.

If were not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

My child can beat-up your honor student.

Vegitarian: old indian word for lousy hunter.

Your head is so far up your butt you need a fish bowl in your navel so you can see where you're going.

Stupid people are lousy swimmers, that's why they're always at the shallow end of the gene-pool.
 
#1........I love cats..dead ones! #2........My woodshop kid can build your honor roll kid anything they want! #3.........Cats the other white meat! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Don't Smoke, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write Us For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You There! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLOND.
 
I like this one.

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Edit: This one was here before and was deleted that time too.

Is this one alright?
 
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