I've got a few for ya'll,
Lost your cat? look under my tires.
The definition of P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want to!
Death is just natures way of telling you to slow down.
Visualize "whirled Peas".
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for women, our
pe@kers would rust.
Looking for a single woman who likes to hunt and has her own dog. Please send picture of dog.
When I finally snap, You'll be the first to go!
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Why do married men die sooner than single men?, Because they choose to.
If were not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
My child can beat-up your honor student.
Vegitarian: old indian word for lousy hunter.
Your head is so far up your butt you need a fish bowl in your navel so you can see where you're going.
Stupid people are lousy swimmers, that's why they're always at the shallow end of the gene-pool.