WARNING! Irish temper
Sicilian attitude
I know right from wrong
Wrong is the fun one!
If all else fails
Stop using all else
Don't hit the kids
No, seriously. They have guns now!
Never do anything you wouldn't
want to explain to the paramedics
If at first you don't succeed
redefine success
If it involves a meatloaf
and a plunger, don't do it
I used to be a kleptomaniac
but I took something for it
I do what the voices in
my pants tell me to do
I had a normal childhood
until the aliens abducted me
Warning! Inappropriate age
and gender related behaviour
I think my supply of brain cells is
finally down to a manageable level
I'm not as think
as you drunk I am
I may be schizophrenic, but
at least I have each other
I'm an optimist but I
don't think it helps much
Heavily medicated for
your protection
Don't you have to go feed
your flying monkeys?
Never try to teach a pig to sing
it wastes your time and annoys the pig
A squirrel is just a rat
with a better wardrobe
I'm looking forward
to regretting this
I'd help the homeless but I
don't know where they live
The Police never think
it's as funny as you do
I've upped my standards
now, up yours
Do I need to fire a warning
shot into your head?
My dad can beat up
your honor student
Sarcastic? Moi?
Too much Pluribus
not enough Unum
Do not follow me, for I may not lead
Do not lead me, for I may not follow
Go over there somewhere.
If you're happy and you know it,
clank your chains
Lead us not into temptation
just tell us where it is
Your body may be a temple
mine's an amusment park