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My dad's fave was... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

"Sleep with an electrician..it's a shocking experience!"

He must have been correct: My folks just celebrated their 47th anniversary June 27. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Mom must have gotten shocked quite good! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
earth first, we'll log the rest of the planets later (logging town)

Sierra Club, kiss my axe (logging town)

I like my spotted owls fried in exxon oil (see above)

Visualize your slack hippy a** getting a job (visualize world peace take-off)

visualize whirled peas

give war a chance
 
WARNING! Irish temper
Sicilian attitude

I know right from wrong
Wrong is the fun one!

If all else fails
Stop using all else

Don't hit the kids
No, seriously. They have guns now!

Never do anything you wouldn't
want to explain to the paramedics

If at first you don't succeed
redefine success

If it involves a meatloaf
and a plunger, don't do it

I used to be a kleptomaniac
but I took something for it

I do what the voices in
my pants tell me to do

I had a normal childhood
until the aliens abducted me

Warning! Inappropriate age
and gender related behaviour

I think my supply of brain cells is
finally down to a manageable level

I'm not as think
as you drunk I am

I may be schizophrenic, but
at least I have each other

I'm an optimist but I
don't think it helps much

Heavily medicated for
your protection

Don't you have to go feed
your flying monkeys?

Never try to teach a pig to sing
it wastes your time and annoys the pig

A squirrel is just a rat
with a better wardrobe

I'm looking forward
to regretting this

I'd help the homeless but I
don't know where they live

The Police never think
it's as funny as you do

I've upped my standards
now, up yours

Do I need to fire a warning
shot into your head?

My dad can beat up
your honor student

Sarcastic? Moi?

Too much Pluribus
not enough Unum

Do not follow me, for I may not lead
Do not lead me, for I may not follow
Go over there somewhere.

If you're happy and you know it,
clank your chains

Lead us not into temptation
just tell us where it is

Your body may be a temple
mine's an amusment park
 
You and Your Bully Will
Work for my Honor Student

Age and Cunning will beat
Youth and Bravado every day

Bad Cowboy
Go to My Room

Ignorance is not knowing
Stupidity is not caring

Reloading hell!
Mine's belt fed
 
My wife yes, my dog maybe, my gun never.

My wife says if I go hunting one more time, she is leaving me. Man I am going to miss her.

This is Wyoming. Frankly we dont give a [beeep] how you did it back home.
 
A bumpersticker around here has a pic of a wolf (coyote for all the wolf lovers) howling and says "why do they howl.....they feel the bullet"
 
This is a kind of localized one for my part of N.E. Penna, but: If you don't like it here, take I80 east! Sure wish they would.
Barry
 
This one is appropriate for all public school administrators / educators to read and abide:

"It is freedom OF religion not FROM religion!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif

Redhound80
 
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