Due to recent events, I have done a little research and have found some pretty interesting information about a growing chimp problem world wide. Here are some pictures and stories that I have found...
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Pictured above is Doctor Alfred C. Chimpaneau, he is a world renowned anthropologist with areas of focus being primarily in politics and chimpiology. In his book, Chimp Politics, which is pictured below he surveys all the aspects of chimp history and looks at the future and demonstrates how there will be a great chimp up rising...
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Some quotes and pictures from the book are as follows...
"The history of the Chimp has all sorts of sad stories; Amongst them is the story Jaunita Orozochimp and her two sons Pedro and Jose. They crossed from their country into America for a better life. Despite the hazards and the fact that they were breaking the law the Orozochimp family enter America illegally. They new that America promised a better life and that is what they came for..."
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(The Orzochimp family seen here making the hazardous border crossing that thousands of chimps make everyday)
Once in America, what they found was a government and a system that would allow them to leach off the American tax payer. "It was truly amazing; I found work at the LA Zoo.... I had medical benefits, food a roof and security all handed to me. I did not need to prove citizenship or nothing," Says Juanita. Her sons said that “America was a joke; we got all the food and drinks we wanted, all we had to do was sit around and be lazy.”
Despite the easy life handed to them, Jose the younger chimp wanted more from his life. He decided to pursue an acting career. Early on he found quick success landing a part opposite Ronald Reagan. He would soon become affectionately known as Bonzo the adorable chimp that America fell in love with.
Life was good for the Orozochimp family. They moved their way up in American society. Jose “Bonzo” Orozochimp would use his money to promote his clothing line ChimpanzeeKings and would also spend a little time in the automotive market promoting a product. Both are shown below…
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Despite his growing popularity there was trouble on the horizon for little Juan. After a 3 year investigation the IRS siezed all his belongings to pay off his 15 years of back taxes. His house in Beverly hills, his hummer, his 2 companies all of it. As a last ditch effort he changed his name from Jaun “Bonzo” Orozochimp to the “The Chimp Formally Known as Bonzo.” While this got his name back in the headlines it did not save him from his fall from glory.
With nothing left little Jaun would turn to the streets. He soon found himself in a terrorist affiliated west coast gang known as the: LCTK(Latin Chimp Thug Killaz). Below was the last photo taken of Jaun before he was shot down by east coast rival gang members.
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Even more disturbing than the story of Juan is the attitude of chimps world wide. In Amrerica the Chimps are planning a national walk out day. They are fighting for amnesty and equal protection under the law. One day they are all planning to walk out.... They will not support the US economy that day. There will be no chimps in the zoos. they will not buy bannas or call relatives. they plan on boycotting American goods world wide.
"Who will make those Americans laugh at the zoo? Who will buy bannas? They will learn how importnant chimps are to America" Says supports of the Day With Out Chimps movement.
OK guys I am dieing with this here in my next post. I will post a few pics and you have some fun rcreating captions. HOpe you enjoyed my little story. I am stuck at home with a pregnant wife and man am I bored. I have cleaned all my guns, organized and reorganized all my hunting stuff. I am simply stuck at home til she pops........ ARGHH!!!!!
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Pictured above is Doctor Alfred C. Chimpaneau, he is a world renowned anthropologist with areas of focus being primarily in politics and chimpiology. In his book, Chimp Politics, which is pictured below he surveys all the aspects of chimp history and looks at the future and demonstrates how there will be a great chimp up rising...
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Some quotes and pictures from the book are as follows...
"The history of the Chimp has all sorts of sad stories; Amongst them is the story Jaunita Orozochimp and her two sons Pedro and Jose. They crossed from their country into America for a better life. Despite the hazards and the fact that they were breaking the law the Orozochimp family enter America illegally. They new that America promised a better life and that is what they came for..."
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(The Orzochimp family seen here making the hazardous border crossing that thousands of chimps make everyday)
Once in America, what they found was a government and a system that would allow them to leach off the American tax payer. "It was truly amazing; I found work at the LA Zoo.... I had medical benefits, food a roof and security all handed to me. I did not need to prove citizenship or nothing," Says Juanita. Her sons said that “America was a joke; we got all the food and drinks we wanted, all we had to do was sit around and be lazy.”
Despite the easy life handed to them, Jose the younger chimp wanted more from his life. He decided to pursue an acting career. Early on he found quick success landing a part opposite Ronald Reagan. He would soon become affectionately known as Bonzo the adorable chimp that America fell in love with.
Life was good for the Orozochimp family. They moved their way up in American society. Jose “Bonzo” Orozochimp would use his money to promote his clothing line ChimpanzeeKings and would also spend a little time in the automotive market promoting a product. Both are shown below…
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Despite his growing popularity there was trouble on the horizon for little Juan. After a 3 year investigation the IRS siezed all his belongings to pay off his 15 years of back taxes. His house in Beverly hills, his hummer, his 2 companies all of it. As a last ditch effort he changed his name from Jaun “Bonzo” Orozochimp to the “The Chimp Formally Known as Bonzo.” While this got his name back in the headlines it did not save him from his fall from glory.
With nothing left little Jaun would turn to the streets. He soon found himself in a terrorist affiliated west coast gang known as the: LCTK(Latin Chimp Thug Killaz). Below was the last photo taken of Jaun before he was shot down by east coast rival gang members.
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Even more disturbing than the story of Juan is the attitude of chimps world wide. In Amrerica the Chimps are planning a national walk out day. They are fighting for amnesty and equal protection under the law. One day they are all planning to walk out.... They will not support the US economy that day. There will be no chimps in the zoos. they will not buy bannas or call relatives. they plan on boycotting American goods world wide.
"Who will make those Americans laugh at the zoo? Who will buy bannas? They will learn how importnant chimps are to America" Says supports of the Day With Out Chimps movement.
OK guys I am dieing with this here in my next post. I will post a few pics and you have some fun rcreating captions. HOpe you enjoyed my little story. I am stuck at home with a pregnant wife and man am I bored. I have cleaned all my guns, organized and reorganized all my hunting stuff. I am simply stuck at home til she pops........ ARGHH!!!!!
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