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Hmmm, here's what I'd do;
1. Mow the lane
2. Install stuffed recliner [get rid of that goofy chair]makes my back ache, just looking at it
2. Put shock collar on almost eaten pet cat [put on low power] Don't let the wife see this!
4. Put collared cat in a wire cage [don't want coyote to "snatch & run with kitty"]
5. Put caged cat in the middle of mowed clearing, out aways, for sporting purpose's
6. Get comfortable on recliner
6. Set case of beer betwixt my ankle's note:[must be in reclined position]
7. Hit remote...insert cat squalls [here]
8. Ready with shootin iron for cat-eating coyote
9. Commence to blazing away [do not hit cat]
sounds like a good time /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif
Hmmm, here's what I'd do;
1. Mow the lane
2. Install stuffed recliner [get rid of that goofy chair]makes my back ache, just looking at it
2. Put shock collar on almost eaten pet cat [put on low power] Don't let the wife see this!
4. Put collared cat in a wire cage [don't want coyote to "snatch & run with kitty"]
5. Put caged cat in the middle of mowed clearing, out aways, for sporting purpose's
6. Get comfortable on recliner
6. Set case of beer betwixt my ankle's note:[must be in reclined position]
7. Hit remote...insert cat squalls [here]
8. Ready with shootin iron for cat-eating coyote
9. Commence to blazing away [do not hit cat]
sounds like a good time /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif