Craig Says 'I Am Not Gay,' Did No Wrong

I don't want to derail this thread, but it has sparked a funny memory that I thought I had forgotten. Years ago I entered the restroom at a truck-stop. I scanned the bottom of the stalls for an unoccupied one. In one stall I saw feet, clad in running shoes that obviously belonged to a guy sitting on the can. Directly in front of him and between his running shoes appeared to be another guy wearing cowboy boots, standing and facing him. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif I voiced my thoughts in a very loud, threatening and disgusted manner. The guy wearing the running shoes reached down and flopped over the unoccupied cowboy boots! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif I felt like such a jerk I quickly exited the restroom and made my pit-stop at the next rest area. If you are going to change your shoes for boots in a public restroom stall, don't put the boots on the floor where it looks like you are not alone.
 
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Now that's funny Weasel!



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Now that's funny Weasel!



Well, the kicker in all this is that I was VERY loud. I'm sure they heard me all the way up to the registers by the front door. I was so embarrassed when the guy knocked the boots over I quickly made an exit. Red faced, I stared at the floor and quickly headed out the door to my truck. I was well aware that everybody in the place was staring at me when I walked out of the restroom. I didn't think of it until I was down the road, but those people probably thought I was one of the "guys" getting yelled AT in the restroom. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
Sorry guys, but this whole thing reminds me of "President Bill" as he was declaring on national TV, "I did not have sex with that woman". I have always suspected that Miss Monica was under the desk at the time he was making this proclamation.

What I find so amazing is that these guys don't understand, if you are in the public eye, if for no other reason, you need to keep your pants zipped up. If you don't, its your career, your reputation, your family, etc, etc. that goes down the pipe. It's a very high price to pay.

I guess I am too simplistic.
 
He was so adamant in his sorry explanation, that he was merely reaching down to "pick up some toilet paper"...my first thought was, if anyone dropped some toilet paper, why in the hell would they want to retrive it from a public restroom floor?
He loudly proclaimed that "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I don't do those kinds oif things"...evidently, it must be his feet that are gay?
 
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Common sense seems to have no place in politics.


the more I think about it the more I agree. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
i've been married so long i'm "not sexual" but i use to be and it cost me every penny i've made in the last 30 yrs.
sex IS the most expencive thing on earth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
my youngest will be 18 in november but she will be going to collage and staying home so the price will be going up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
gay !!! i wont even let the doc see me naked that is a sight not fit for man, woman or beast. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
{OK the wife might let me once in a while but i'll be dammed if i'll admit it} /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif
 
Hey Middleton, I like that! We are drifting here, but, "sex is the most expensive thing on earth." I must agree. I wouldn't trade my three kids for anything on earth. Maybe I am fortunate as my youngest is 37 y.o. However, at the current frequency, Nevada bordellos would be far cheaper and more exciting.

Sorry guys, I still prefer girls so don't expect me to be waving at you under the bathroom stall. So if someone is making gestures from the next stall ask for an autograph as it could be Hillary!
 
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Nevada bordellos would be far cheaper and more exciting.




Uh-uhhhh! Them high mileage honeys give me the creepy-crawlies. Ooooh, I get jock itch just thinking about it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
Come on NASA, that sweet little honey down at the local cowboy dance hall has a greater chance of transmitting the "creepy-crawlies". Those Nevada professionals are required to have weekly medical check ups. Besides, they are "trained" professionals. Or so I am told.
 
Actually they have to have a doctor's STD free certificate within the last 30 days. But that is a whole lot better than the freelancers. They have no doctor exams or even criminal background checks.

Prostitution is legal in most of Nevada, but highly regulated.

Jack
 


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