We just got back from our trip and I am sorry to report that no longer does the captain of the boat on the Jungle Cruise wave his trusty .38 around and throw lead into the hippos gaping jaws of death. The river is now politically correct. I did some checking and discovered that the disarmament occurred this spring. I mean, what the hell is this world coming to? I been watchin that guy drill that hippo for over 40 years. What's next, a gunless Frontierland? Pirates of the Caribbean? I'm callin Dione Warwick and seein if she can get hold of Walt cuz I am sure he ain't gonna like this.