Does any one make a fart suppressor?

DougK

DougK

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I am embarassed by this /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif but ocassionally a ummm fart sneaks out. I know how well coyotes smell so is there a fart suppressor on the market? Or has /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif anyone /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif made one? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif

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Doug
 
I bet you are over 40 right Doug? Im 49 and I have so many surprises throughout the day. I walk up to my customer to present the bill and ppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffff.Or I go to the furnace to see whats wrong and the customer is right there and when I bend down rrrrpppppppppp. How humiliating.Its also kinda funny.
Daryl P.
 
Well, if the cough silencer works, there must be a way to make a fart silencer, but I don't think I'd want to work our the logistics of connecting one up!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif

Tim
 
Hi,two guys that go hunting we me are so bad about that.I had to drill holes in the bottom of the seat.This year Iam going to build a box under the seat and put filters in it to deaden the sound and filter the air.



LOL thanks Clint. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-003.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Just fart into your gloves, it deadens the sound and will catch some of the scent. Also if you get bored you can play Smell The Glove (Spinal Tap Rules!) and guess what you had for dinner last night. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Take it to the next level and use your partners gloves or hat (only if he's not wearing them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif) . Trust me, this works:"What the hell is that smell?!! I didn't pick up any @$%&!" or "Man, my head smells like crap, I need a shower!"
trashcan /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinning-smiley-006.gif
 
well you've all heard of misting{never really cared for it myself} but now that the secret is out about my fogging technique anyone who has hunted with me can vouch for the effectiveness of my technique! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Ok as I see it you just need to contact these people and get them to make these in pred calls /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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They should market ScentLock underwear. I actually farted out hunting and I swear I heard a Deer blow twice before it bounded away! I've seen Hunters roll boulders down a canyon, but if they would of had me, it would of saved them a lot of work.
 
I've always grabbed a couple of microwave bean and cheese burritos from the stop-and-rob in the morning while heading out calling to work as cover scent.

Also works wonders for getting garage time when the wife gets fed up with me stinking up the house. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
this is a real stinky thread /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 


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