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Two million hunters just spent a gawdawful lot of time in the New York and Pennsylvania woods. They saw no mountain lions, tracks, kills, or scat. They took no pictures, and there were no roadkilled lions.
Of course, there are those pics we keep getting in our emails of the gentleman holding up the cougar in his garage. Those pics claim that poor lion has been shot in every state east of the mississippi river and if he'd been blasted as many times as has been claimed the guy would have to pick him up with a dustbuster.
Another famous lion is the one standing on the deck looking into the house through the sliding glass doors. The heck with the lion, I'd like to see some better pictures of the house! According to all the claims of where that one took place that deck must stretch to cover the thirteen original colonies and a few territories!
So, the only proof we have of all these eastern lions is that they were all seen by barbers (as in "My mother's second cousin's uncle's barber said that he seen a mt. lion...)
this right here is why you don't hear many talk about there sightings,, i was stupid enough to open my mouth,,,, that s the last time.