Famous Hunting Quotes....or not

Sitting in a deer blind with my Grandpa!
After I missed a deer, he said......"That one didn't have your name on it!"

Then he says..."Keep shooting! You ain't gonna get him if you don't"

My Grandpa is 82 this past year and I still get him in the deer woods with me!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Gee Glenn, most people woulda thought that a .308 was too much gun to hunt fox. -2nd Annual PM hunt

"No, seriously, put on this bunny head and smoking jacket and go sit under that bush over there..." - Rich Higgins
 
Hello
seen this on a Bumper sticker awhile Back

( when in doubt empty the magazine ) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
The first time I took my son out to the goose blind on a cold fall morning. My partners and I had been having a bit of a dry spell( couldn't hit a damm thing) and had not taken a bird in the last few times out.

In comes a loner over the decoy set and we decide to let the kid take a shot .What the hell.
He pulled up ,took on shot ,dropped the bird,and turned to us and said .........................."Whats the limit,that was easy"! We still laugh about it after all these years .
 
You can't kill if ya don't shoot My father after I passed up a shot on my first buck.

"If it where easy then everyone would be doing it" My father after i missed the biggest deer in my life. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

"they wouldn't callit hunting if ya went out and killed everytime" My great uncle after hunting for four days in 0 degree weather and not seeing a living creature except us.

"I got it" me after three shots and a empty gun When a pheasant flushs off point five feet away and flies straight away. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
After flushing 2 very large coveys of quail at the same time my buddy says "the sky turned black". When I asked him how many he got he said "none, there were too many".
 
What my little Brother said when my Ruger .44 mag. went off in the holster and hit me in the leg. "Man, you're in trouble now. Mom told you not to wear your new jeans hunting"!
 
When I was roughly 4 years old I was screwing around on a downfall across a trout creek while my dad was fishing. I fell and my legs were stuck and couldn't get my head out from under the water. Looking up I could see my dad taking time to lite a cigarette. After pulling me out and I was bawling. He said " you got to get tougher or smarter. Your life will be hell as a dumb cry baby." He said the same thing when I stuck my hand in a Bumble Bee's nest.

A fellow with me for the first time shooting PDs
after he shoot he says "S*it I did not know they had feathers."

During treading water in @20 degrees weather while shooting bluebills. Friend says ya he's a real steady dog. Refering to the dog tipping canoe while breaking on shot.

After sitting for a few hours bowhunting in -20
weather. A friend says "at what point will golf start to sound good."
 
Never try to dance with a bear in his cave.

"Never pee on an electric fence, unless you just want to."

"Never do it in the woods, unless you know what poison ivy is."

"Never tell a farmer how to drive his tractor."

"Never ask a man for the use of his truck."

"Never ask a hunter where or how he did it - that's just plain rude."

"Don't worry about the guy who brags on all the guns he has - worry about the man who always uses the one. He probably knows how to use it."
 
If it's brown, it's down.

Upon trying to sneek into the woods with your buddie, finding every hidden stick & twig along the way; "Why don't you just let off a round, let `em know we're comming."
 
Once I asked my college roommate and hunting buddy if he had a knife on him. He says: "Am I wearin' pants?!!"

Same friend. We're driving through a pasture and we see a group of turkeys about 100 yards ahead. He stops, points his gun out the drivers side window and shoots quickly. I asked: "Did you get him?" He looks at me like I'm some kind of dumb a*% and says, "Did I shoot?!!"
 
After unloading all rounds of his Mini-14 and his 2 pistols at a deer (we estimate 37 rounds) my ex-uncle says, "I think I got him. I just know I hit him!" We never found a drop of blood. That was over 20 years ago and we still laugh. His nickname was "Ready Roy" because he was the owner of a gun shop and he brought every damn thing he had in stock to the camp.
 
Just moments after setting a 330 conibear under a log,getting up and slipping shoving my arm under the log, Screaming while pulling my arm (in the Conibear) out from under the log and my brother runs over and says. "You didn't just catch your arm in that conibear did you???"

Cut the end of my finger off on a Jointer at a past job and the boss says "your not gonna leave before you clean the blood off that tool are ya??"

My dad after missing (3) racked bucks running across a field towards him, He emptied a clip then put another clip in, emptied that then reloaded a clip and fired 3 more times! When I asked what the hell happened he said.
"I donno but it really hurt my feelins when the last buck stopped at 60 yards and watched me relaod the last clip and fire all 3 shots at him before he left!!!"
 
A guy new to hunting the west was in our camp one year. He went out opening morning and came back the following day. Said "I new I was in trouble when I sat on that mountain side and watched the sun set in the East"
 
my son at the age of 4 on a deer hunt.dad you let the air out of that one.on a bow hunt some does came in and i couldnt get a shot,left the woods came home and we walked inside the house and he says mom my dad is so dumb we had deer there and dad forgot to shot.it has been a blast taking him he will be six this year he wants to shot this coming up fall,in my opion the most famous saying.TAKE A CHILD HUNTING AND FISHING!!!!later donovan
 
Watched a video years ago and they were hunting whitetails in alberta. A kid from florida shot at one 3 times and it went down. Got up to it quick and laid his gun in the rack for the picture and the buck took off with his gun in its rack. the buck went down in few yards. The kid said when he gets back to fl. he is going to tell everyone that "you can shoot an Alberta buck 3 X with a 300 Mag and they will take off your gun from you and run off."
 
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