AZ Critter Caller
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I must say I agree with just about everything he has to say.
Guess it wasnt Carlin? Whoever it was said it well...
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
governmental
functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches.
And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem
and not the solution.
I believe if she has her lips on your @#!@#, it is sex, and it is sex for
both of you.
This even applies when you are President of the United States.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working
at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your
pansy a!s through
4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods,
just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
the desert after
getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the
Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry a!s if you're running
from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your a!s over if you are breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding
who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next
four years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked,
and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay
the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media
would like the world to believe otherwise.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
[This message has been edited by AZ Critter Caller (edited 02-27-2002).]
Guess it wasnt Carlin? Whoever it was said it well...
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
governmental
functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches.
And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem
and not the solution.
I believe if she has her lips on your @#!@#, it is sex, and it is sex for
both of you.
This even applies when you are President of the United States.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working
at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your
pansy a!s through
4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods,
just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
the desert after
getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the
Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry a!s if you're running
from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your a!s over if you are breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding
who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next
four years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked,
and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay
the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media
would like the world to believe otherwise.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
[This message has been edited by AZ Critter Caller (edited 02-27-2002).]
