Below is an actual CRAIGSLIST posting from the Savannah GA region.
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Information.
If this is not poetic justice I don't know what is.
Posted to Craig's List Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
Hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend..
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize..
I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
You took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
Evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had
Just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas,
And we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, he? It's a very intimidating weapon when
Pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of
Fun
Walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping
About in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up
Leaving
Your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up
Any of
Your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed
In
Your cell, and explaining to her your situation.
I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning
A tank
Full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
Gallons
And was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's,
Along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after
I broke
The windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.They'll be on
Your
Bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the
Line,
And I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know
what's
Going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.
I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one
To the
FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess
While he
Traced the number).
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk
Back home
Humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.
Next time you might
Not be so lucky...
Alex
P..S. Remember this motto....... An armed society is a polite society
For those of you who might not know what CRAIGSLIST.com is,
It is a free service to buy/sell/trade all types of merchandise and
Information.
If this is not poetic justice I don't know what is.
Posted to Craig's List Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
Hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend..
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize..
I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
You took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
Evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had
Just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas,
And we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, he? It's a very intimidating weapon when
Pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of
Fun
Walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping
About in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up
Leaving
Your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up
Any of
Your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.
I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed
In
Your cell, and explaining to her your situation.
I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning
A tank
Full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150
Gallons
And was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's,
Along with all of the cash in your wallet.
I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after
I broke
The windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.They'll be on
Your
Bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the
Line,
And I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know
what's
Going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.
I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one
To the
FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess
While he
Traced the number).
I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk
Back home
Humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life.
Next time you might
Not be so lucky...
Alex
P..S. Remember this motto....... An armed society is a polite society
