Excellent storytelling trail. That made my whole night.
now granted, i was always a good kid, never would have done anything like this unless i was persuaded.
My parent used to have a large greenhouse, and in the winter, mice would get in. So after setting a pile of traps, we had a pile of dead mice. My friend Khody and I suddenly got a bright idea. WE tool a mouse, removed the head and wired it to a ring. The next day, we gave it to his sister for a birthday present. man i can still hear her screaming. Not to be outdone, the next year we wrapped up a deer leg in shiny pink paper. But like i said, i was always a good kid, it was all his idea.
Heres one to picture. we used to have beagles with big enclosed run kennels. A rat made a nest under one, so imagine my dad, standing on top of the kennel, blasting paintballs at this rat. Now that was funny.