JEFF FOXWORTHY on Utah

UtahRob

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I live in N. Utah and he's right , we have some crazy weather up here for sure !! BUT I LOVE IT HERE , WE have Some really great and friendly people !!


FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah .

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah .

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah. Or post them on



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"If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah"

I have to disagree with that one. All of the Utards are going north to Idaho.
 
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"If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah"

I have to disagree with that one. All of the Utards are going north to Idaho.



Not me i live in gods country already and just drive 20-30 minutes up Logan Canyon and i am set . I do really like northern Idaho though, but way north . Lived in Mountain Home for a few years so nothing in the south end of the state impressed me much . But when you get in the northern part its very beautiful !!

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