Jokes about the way your wife babies the dog

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Tbone-AZ

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I was currious to see how many funny jokes (fiction or not) about the way those we love baby the pets we have?


My Girlfriend has a blue healer that is 72#s.. Ya it's a fat A#$ dog.. lol
Anyways a strom hit here last night and I have not seen this since we moved in together, but the thunder and lightning "scared the dog"
She has a Thunder Blanket..
I just stared at this thing and laughed myself silly.. I had to get a beer before saying anything else that would make her mad... It's a Jacket, and you strap this thing on tight to the dog, and it's supposed to be tight and make them feel better.
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http://www.1800petmeds.com/Thundershirt+...CFYhcMgodcSAAqw

Just stupid.. lol
 
Well, did it? Make him feel better that is.
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My wife started raising chickens last year. She's more interested in incubating and hatching than actually having chickens I think. Maybe they're surrogate babies since we've got three little humans and won't have any more. Anyway, she really babies the chicks, but they don't have blankets...yet.
 
hahaha ya the dog looked super stupid and just hid in the closet.. I guess it helped a little..

If your wife has too many chickens i have a rotisserie that can handle them.
 
Originally Posted By: Tbone-AZhahaha If your wife has too many chickens i have a rotisserie that can handle them.

Ha! Actually, we have about 15 more surplus roosters to put up this weekend. I'm using them as an excuse to get a rotisserie. Great minds...
 
my wife gave me a ferret for Christmas year before last. always thought they were cool little critters, but it was clear after a couple of weeks, it was her little buddy. anyhow, if you have ever had one or been around one, they can get a bit smelly without a bath. so, ours gets a bath every sunday night (which is a kick in the [beeep] fun time for us all) complete with special shampoo and treats afterward. well, when he is done with the actual bath, thats when the fun starts. running around like his tail is on fire, jumping, scratching and grooming himself. then out comes the wife with the hairdryer and brush
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it is kind of funny that the ferret will just lay down and take it like a man and fall asleep. totally spoiled

almost asleep in his weekly bath

 
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Ferrets are a kick in the shorts. The wife and I had a bunch of them before we had kids. Lots of fun times with those little critters.
 
My wife texted me at work saying someone had rescued a bulldog/labrador cross and could we keep it? I am not supposed to have a cell phone at work and i work in a big metal building and get crappy reception so I didn't get the text till after work. I told her no i wanted a puppy so I could train it and what did she care she is allergic to dogs. Sure enough I get home there is the dog laying on my side of the bed and so scared she peed when I walked in. Still have her (wife and dog) but she is definitely a mama's girl.
 
That's a cute one, ever had it in a sleeping bag or the bottom of the bed attacking your toes? They have barracuda teeth for sure and love to tussle hard.
 
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