NUTSACK CALL POUCH
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Cooper17HMR
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The problem with hanging the sack around you neck is that you would have to change your name to Richard Noggin. Doesn't sound like a guy named Richard Noggin would have many friends. Cooper17HMR
catwhacker
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At first I thought you were crazy but now I can see your nuts!!!!!
GameEarGabe
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Im am crying this is some funny stuff!!!
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canislatrans54
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I don't know what's worst...the idea behind this post, or the fact that I actually read every reply.
yfzduner450
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This reminds me of an old kangaroo sack my dad gave me a while back. Across the sea they are used as coin pouches and are very nice.
FurFlyin'
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If your hunting partner asks, "Have you got any more calls?" You could reply, "nope, that's about it, in the Nutshell."
If you only put your favorite, best calls in it, you could call the sack, your bag of family jewels.
Regardless of what you call it, the leather string you use to carry the bag, MUST be called a jock strap.
Hope you don't get jock itch of the tounge from using calls stored in the bag.
No matter what you call it, you can surely say the bull that gave them up, is a little unick.
Man, this thread is funny.
If you only put your favorite, best calls in it, you could call the sack, your bag of family jewels.
Regardless of what you call it, the leather string you use to carry the bag, MUST be called a jock strap.
Hope you don't get jock itch of the tounge from using calls stored in the bag.
No matter what you call it, you can surely say the bull that gave them up, is a little unick.
Man, this thread is funny.
Old No7
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So a PredatorMaster walks into a bar in Spain...
Which just happens to have a fully stocked custom leather shop out back. Browsing all the leather goods, while sipping his beer and waiting for a burger to cook, he spies the "most beautiful" call-carrying leather bag that he has ever seen!!!
It had an attractive brown finish, beautifully tanned with leather lacings around the top, and fitted with a handsome and fully functional hand-braided leather carry strap. It was an awesome piece, but the most unique aspect of all was the source of the leather -- as the "Scrotem Totem" was made from the family jewels of a deceased bull.
When he asked "How much?", he was told that one was not for sale... He asked for another, but was told they only sold "One per week -- a few days after the bull fight was over". He was told to come back in a week, and he could possibly get first dibs on the next one...
The week passed by very slowly, as the coyote hunting in Spain wasn't as good as his western U.S. home, but after the necessary delay he anxiously made his way back to the bar. He paused briefly to speak to the bartender and order a burger & beer and to confirm there had been another bull fight that week. Then he went right up to the shop owner and asked if his "Scroten Totem" was ready -- and if indeed it was his?!?!?!
The owner replied "Si senor, tis ready and it is yours!!!" With that, the owner stepped out back. When he returned, he carried an even more beautiful and finally crafted custom leather call-carrying bag!!! The color and finish was stunning, and the lacing and braid was even better than the earlier piece he'd seen.
But... The only problem was the size... It wasn't 1/2 as big as the other one, and he didn't think he'd be able to carry as many calls in it...
So he asked the owner "Hey Jose, howz come this one is so small???"
And the shop owner dutifully replied...
Well, you see Senor, sometimes -- THE BULL WINS!!!!!
Enjoy!
Old No7
Which just happens to have a fully stocked custom leather shop out back. Browsing all the leather goods, while sipping his beer and waiting for a burger to cook, he spies the "most beautiful" call-carrying leather bag that he has ever seen!!!
It had an attractive brown finish, beautifully tanned with leather lacings around the top, and fitted with a handsome and fully functional hand-braided leather carry strap. It was an awesome piece, but the most unique aspect of all was the source of the leather -- as the "Scrotem Totem" was made from the family jewels of a deceased bull.
When he asked "How much?", he was told that one was not for sale... He asked for another, but was told they only sold "One per week -- a few days after the bull fight was over". He was told to come back in a week, and he could possibly get first dibs on the next one...
The week passed by very slowly, as the coyote hunting in Spain wasn't as good as his western U.S. home, but after the necessary delay he anxiously made his way back to the bar. He paused briefly to speak to the bartender and order a burger & beer and to confirm there had been another bull fight that week. Then he went right up to the shop owner and asked if his "Scroten Totem" was ready -- and if indeed it was his?!?!?!
The owner replied "Si senor, tis ready and it is yours!!!" With that, the owner stepped out back. When he returned, he carried an even more beautiful and finally crafted custom leather call-carrying bag!!! The color and finish was stunning, and the lacing and braid was even better than the earlier piece he'd seen.
But... The only problem was the size... It wasn't 1/2 as big as the other one, and he didn't think he'd be able to carry as many calls in it...
So he asked the owner "Hey Jose, howz come this one is so small???"
And the shop owner dutifully replied...
Well, you see Senor, sometimes -- THE BULL WINS!!!!!
Enjoy!
Old No7
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podunkcowboy
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Ok fellas im laughin my azz off now..... I was a butcher for sometime and my customers of the latin persuasion would always keep the bullsack (for lack of better term). Id ask them why and most would tell me that back in their homeland they dried em and used em for seed bags to plant corn put of.. leaving us with the age old question what happens when your sack covers the cornhole?
VantuckyKain
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My Grandpa use to make them out of sheep sacks. He would stretch them over a light bulb and when they were ready he would break the bulb and dump out the glass.
Here are some pictures of sacks I found.
Here are some pictures of sacks I found.
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jumprightinit
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Connie made a nut bowl out of this part of the moose and a back scratch-er out of a closely associated organ
reminds me of a story one of my buddies told me...
Back in the early 70's it was cool among the "cowboy" dude animal science majors at the college of ag to make a snuff can pouch that they put on their pants belt from the cod sack of a young bull that they procured when they turned it into a steer.
Now generally this worked best when castrating a bull about 500 to 700 pounds, so you had enough leather for the project.
Well in one of the animal science lab classes they went out to the university farm to learn how to castrate and process calves, these calves were not very old or big, maybe 300 pounders.
However some of the students saw this as an opportunity to get a sack to make their snuff can pouch with, and they were pulling down quite a bit and cutting off a lot more than they were supposed to. Leaving too large of a hole on calf.
Upon seeing this, the professor announced to the class that if any more idiots tried cutting off that much to make a snuff can pouch, that he would be making himself a snuff can pouch for his belt from the guilty student's cod sack....
Back in the early 70's it was cool among the "cowboy" dude animal science majors at the college of ag to make a snuff can pouch that they put on their pants belt from the cod sack of a young bull that they procured when they turned it into a steer.
Now generally this worked best when castrating a bull about 500 to 700 pounds, so you had enough leather for the project.
Well in one of the animal science lab classes they went out to the university farm to learn how to castrate and process calves, these calves were not very old or big, maybe 300 pounders.
However some of the students saw this as an opportunity to get a sack to make their snuff can pouch with, and they were pulling down quite a bit and cutting off a lot more than they were supposed to. Leaving too large of a hole on calf.
Upon seeing this, the professor announced to the class that if any more idiots tried cutting off that much to make a snuff can pouch, that he would be making himself a snuff can pouch for his belt from the guilty student's cod sack....
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The Virginian
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TTT
For making me bust out laughing at an old thread I stumbled across!
For making me bust out laughing at an old thread I stumbled across!
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