One Reason We're Proud Of Her

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This came from our Gov Jan Brewer today. This is one of many reasons we really like her. I was also proud when the picture showed up on the news of her shaking her finger in the sock monkey's face and chewin his azz out. She's one tough, intelligent lady. I'd wager a lot on money that she could take cabana boy down and have him tapping out in the first round.

Dear Friends,

On Monday, I hosted the lighting of the Christmas Tree that is inside our Capitol building...and yes, I do call it a Christmas Tree!

In my first year as Governor, I issued an Executive Order that encourages the celebration of Christmas and Hanukkah and prohibits any censorship of these religious holidays. I encourage you to read and share the executive order with your family and friends by clicking here. http://azgovernor.gov/dms/upload/EO_2009_11.pdf

As you may know, in the past, state and local officials in Arizona (and elsewhere) have attempted to strip Christmas of its meaning, including establishment of policies forbidding state employees from placing religious items of celebration at their desks, and re-naming Christmas trees as “holiday” trees.

Under my administration, I call things what they are and will gladly allow Christmas be celebrated at the State Capitol. Please click here to go to my Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=...e=1&theater and comment if you agree! I encourage my colleagues and fellow elected officials across the nation to do the same.

Yes, Merry Christmas everyone!

Sincerely,

Jan Brewer
Governor of Arizona
 
If we had more like her that placed right before politics we would be much better off.I respect her courage.Did you ever think you would live to see the time it took courage to be a Christian in the US?
 
She also stands behind the gun owners of Arizona.Just think what a great country this could be if she were President.

YES,MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!
 
Sadly, opposition in the LSM and other politicos would "Palinize" her if she had a go in 2016.

She'd have my vote nonetheless. Priceless photo "wags her finger and chews out that SCOAMF in the WH"

T2G
 
December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party
will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit
Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small
band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along.
And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa
Claus to light the Christmas tree!

Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that
time; however, no gift should be over $10.

Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director

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December 2nd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our
Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important
holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though
unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're
calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies
to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time.

There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols
sung.

Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director

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December 3rd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of
Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm
happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if
I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't
be anonymous anymore.

In addition, forget about the gifts exchange--no gifts
will be allowed since the union members feel that $10
is too much money.

Patty Lewis
Human Researchers Director

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December 7th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit
farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest
to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other.
Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have
their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for
the gay men's table. Happy now?

Patty Lewis
Human Racehorses Director

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December 9th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

People, people--nothing sinister was intended by wanting
our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa"
does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to
our own "little man in a red suit."

Patty Lewis
Human Ratraces

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December 10th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

Vegetarians--
I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this
party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not,
you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill
of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only,
including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes
have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them.
I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now...Ha!

I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and
die, you hear me?

The [beeep] from [beeep]

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December 14th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a
speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll
continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our
Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the
23rd off with full pay.

Happy Holidays!
Terri Bishop
Acting Human Resources Director
 
That is almost what happened over about five years at the last company I worked at.But we did not get paid for the time off.You could take the time without pay or work,up to you.
 
AZ,
That story has always been a favorite this time of year.Really makes one wonder--"What the he!! is happening with people in this world?"
 
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