P.E.T.A. friendly hunting video - order now!

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blackrifle

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Yes folks it is true. A hunting video even P.E.T.A. members will love. In fact, our disclaimer is our title...."NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS FILM". You observe as director Rico Poznikowski captures Robert and Jacob on film. You will follow their two day coyote hunt through western Utah and Nevada. You will witness, almost firsthand, gorgeous canyons, beautiful valleys, herds of never before seen antelope, wintering deer, flora and fauna galore!! You will even get a glimpse of a coyote (400 yards away) watching the stars of the video trying to imitate injured critters. Listen,(but not see) as numerous packs of coyotes sing about the aproach of our hunters. You will also see, footage of fresh coyote tracks-right on top of Roberts' bootprints. Again, I emphasize....No animals were injured in the making of this film! Instead of our customary price of $29.95, you can order this film merely by sending either two helpful hunting tips, OR, simply P.M. us the location of just one of your special honeyholes. The perfect gift for those tree hugging antis at the office! Thank you in advance-blackrifle
 
i don't think orkan has been able to read blackrifles post, i think he just assumed something because of the title.
to avoid anymore confusion we are selling the movie for $29.95 & you get one of two free t-shirts. the first states, "i too support p-e-t-a when i get skunked hunting". the second states, "i too was skunked out in the west desert"
 
lol

I read it, but took it at face value. Didn't think it was a "joke", or a play on words if you will.
 
I will be glad to sell just the T-shirt, but the price is the same (tell me where a honeyhole is). I will, however, throw in my hunting partners next born son!
 
hey i have pattened the phrases "i support peta when i get skunked hunting" & "i support peta if i shoot & miss the critter i was aiming for".
 
Cute post. I've been out trying to make a "Killin'" video and most of the footage I have is also PETA friendly. I'm thinking maybe you've offered a new marketing slant.

But, I can sure send you GPS coordinates to my honey holes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Is there a club associated with this also? You know, secret handshake and all that? If so, be warned that I am a charter member in good standing, especially since I can go out on any given day and satisfy peta's requirements for causing no harm to wildlife. Unless, of course, you count stickers in my butt.

Yep, my ranchers and hunting buddies figure I'm a "predator-friendly" kind of guy.

But don't worry about sending me your video. I have my own. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Daybreak
 
there is a club, S.H.W.S.P.E.T.A., it stands for skunked hunters whom support peta. DUES ARE NECESSARY! to join your start up fee is $12.95 or i got busted ...... story. to maintain your membership you must relate one story a month about how the yote got away. failure to do so could revoke ones membership. when ordering a t-shirt it is necessary to list the size & phrase needed. we will give you your member # printed on the shirt. are hand shakes are so secret that many people say that they missed the shake entirely. send PM'S for any orders. operators are standing by.
 
I wonder how many PETA members are just frustrated ex coyote hunters. Perhaps they got tired of hearing what I heard this a.m. when I got to work...." Hey, how did your weekend hunting trip go"? Please folks, don't make me start lying to my coworkers. Or, worse still, don't let me join the bunny hugger coalition. Order your video now and send me those honeyhole locations. Thanks again-blackrifle.
 
hey cleveburg, can i use one of your phrases for a signature in here and on archerytalk?? i read this one

"i too support p-e-t-a when i get skunked hunting" and thought it was more than adequate

btw, do you have a picture of the shirt?? i might end up buying one, thanx!
 
esta bien! solamente puede usarlo para firma sobre archerytalk. yo tengo que guardlo para ganar palata para mi negocio. i am still designing them, they will be white or black long sleave with a silouet of a coyote in the oppostite color. there will be a bullseye on the critter with writing on the back that states the key phrase.
 
WOW cleveburg, i thought my computer was messen' up..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
we here at the S.H.W.S.P.E.T.A. cater to all languages. some we do better than others. we are thinking it might be best to put the writing in another foreign language so peta will have a harder time finding out about the t-shirt. thus allowing me to tie up the proceeds into a swiss bank where they can get their dirty muddy grubbers on our profiets!
 
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Geesh, it's like people don't listen when I tell them there are no coyotes in Nevada. I could have saved you a lot of trouble. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
o contraer mujer. there are no coyotes where were but i been hunting down by vegas & henderson & was was pleased. in fact i had my best out come in a two day trip. we got 4 the first day & 7 the next. hey by the way what do you have against mormons?
if it helps you like the mormons a bit i am one, like yote hunting & i like the denver broncos.
 
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