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Come on people I'm femin for some action....
Hey Dude... is that "Femin" thing kinda like, you know, like a drag queen thing or what's goin' on with that?
I mean, like, I was gonna take you to all my best spots, and like, you know, when you said you wasn't gonna charge me that was like, you know, like the best part, ya' know.
But like here's the thing. Like last year a coupla dudes popped on the site, and you know, like they were lookin' fer a place to shoot, and they didn't say that thing about, you know, not chargin' me to bring their own stuff, and they sent me a bill after we went shootin'... like I had to PAY for them to shoot the crap outta my best-est shootin' grounds - I mean, like, BUMMER, Dude, I mean they billed me like about a coupla hundred fer bringin' their own kit, ya' know what I'm talkin about.
So anyway... I'm like takin' these dudes out to my summer place, ya' know, and they like spread all their crap all over the place and ate up alla my food stuffies, so I'm like, "Hey dudes", like how about pitchin' in for some more stuff?", and they're like, "Hey man, like chill out!" So I'm like, havin to replace alla that stuff myself - bummer man, like ya' know what I'm talkin' about?
So anyway, like we spend, like, ya know, 5 days whacking and killin... I mean ta' tell ya' those dudes were stone killin' machines - they shot the pee outa everything... even shot up one of the rancher's pick-up trucks... like bummer dude, he was real pissed... I can't go back there no more /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
So, like, after 5 days, we split up and I go to my bestest shootin places a few weeks later ('cept the place with the shot up pick-up truck), and like all the ranchers are gonna kick my a$$ cuz "My friends" came back and brought alla their "friends", and shot the crap outa the ranches and, you know, like, left beer cans and garbage all over the ranches... so I'm kinda down to, like, just one killin place, and I ain't sharin' that one with nobody!!
But if you, like, you know, like really promise to not charge me fer bringin you own kit and ammo, I can give you the location of the ranch where those dudes, like, shot the crap outta the pick-up truck.
Now, normally, he ain't, like, letting any guys shoot there no more, but, like, if you wear that drag queen outfit, I think you will be OK, cuz I think that rancher is, like, you know, kinda light in the loafers...
... if you know what I'm sayin'.
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