Mickthetaxidermist
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Ok, this taxidermist is driving down the highway one evening, and getting a little thirsty, decided to stop off at the next bar for a drink.So low and behold, he sees a bar up ahead, pulls into the lot and walks inside.
The bar is full of rough and tumble types.Gathered down on one end of the long bar, are all kinds of Bikers,Truckers,Rednecks and other Good "ol boys.The taxidermist makes his way to the empty end of the bar, with every eye on him, and sits down.Bruno the bartender, being about 300 lbs,wearing a wifebeater t-shirt,that did little to cover the hair on his back and chest,tattoos over his tattoos and a large bald head, comes walking up to the taxidermist with a chuckle, and in a deep voice, says "What it'll be boy?" The taxidermist politely orders a glass of white wine.A roar of laughter erupts from the other end of the bar.Bruno the bartender,stops laughing himself long enough to say, "Say boy, you aint from around these parts,are ya?"The taxidermist replies "Nope". So Bruno says, "Well my boys and me was just wondering,You aint the law are ya?"The taxidermist replies "Nope".So Bruno digs a little deeper, and asks,"What is it you do boy?" The taxidermist replies "Im a taxidermist".The bar goes dead silent. Bruno says "A taxi what? What the $%&@ is that?" The taxidermist relies "I'm a taxidermist, I mount dead animals."
So Bruno says "Ahhhh", turns to the group at the end of the bar, and with a wave of his hand, yells out "It's ok boys! He's one of us !"
The bar is full of rough and tumble types.Gathered down on one end of the long bar, are all kinds of Bikers,Truckers,Rednecks and other Good "ol boys.The taxidermist makes his way to the empty end of the bar, with every eye on him, and sits down.Bruno the bartender, being about 300 lbs,wearing a wifebeater t-shirt,that did little to cover the hair on his back and chest,tattoos over his tattoos and a large bald head, comes walking up to the taxidermist with a chuckle, and in a deep voice, says "What it'll be boy?" The taxidermist politely orders a glass of white wine.A roar of laughter erupts from the other end of the bar.Bruno the bartender,stops laughing himself long enough to say, "Say boy, you aint from around these parts,are ya?"The taxidermist replies "Nope". So Bruno says, "Well my boys and me was just wondering,You aint the law are ya?"The taxidermist replies "Nope".So Bruno digs a little deeper, and asks,"What is it you do boy?" The taxidermist replies "Im a taxidermist".The bar goes dead silent. Bruno says "A taxi what? What the $%&@ is that?" The taxidermist relies "I'm a taxidermist, I mount dead animals."
So Bruno says "Ahhhh", turns to the group at the end of the bar, and with a wave of his hand, yells out "It's ok boys! He's one of us !"