The Quote of the Day

[hm1996]

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

 

[hm1996]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Steven Wright

 

[hm1996]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

John F. Kennedy

 

[hm1996]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

 

[hm1996]

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

 

[hm1996]

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[hm1996]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Bob Hope

 

[hm1996]

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Caroline Rhea

 

[Sprinkman]

 

[hm1996]

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.

Charleton Heston

 

[hm1996]

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

Daniel J. Boorsti

 

[hm1996]

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby

 

[hm1996]

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Oscar Levant

 

[hm1996]

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”



John Barrymore

 

[hm1996]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Spurchaser]

Be Safe
Be Smart
Remember who you are…

I started telling this to my boys when they were little all the way to adulthood.
Be safe in what you do…pretty self explanatory.
Be smart because I know you’re gonna do stupid stuff…just try and be safe when doing it.
Remember who you are…when you do stupid stuff you aren’t just tarnishing your name, you’re tarnishing mine, your moms, and brothers. They aren’t gonna say did you here what so and so did, they’re going to say did you here what Mark and Angie’s boy did…so remember who you are.

Not saying it worked, but so far I’ve raised 3 without any LEO issues. Still got CJ, but I think he’ll turn out half decent too, lol. Not saying my boys never got in trouble, just nothing that ended up with them having a record!!

 

[hm1996]

He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw

 

[hm1996]

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

 

[hm1996]

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

 

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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

Dad would tell us 3 boys, " eat it for supper or eat it for breakfast".