hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 8, 2025 #461 A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 8, 2025 #462 Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John Barrymore
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 8, 2025 #463 Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 9, 2025 #464 In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 9, 2025 #465 You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float. John Barrymore
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 9, 2025 #466 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 10, 2025 #467 Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Dennis Wholey
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Dennis Wholey
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 10, 2025 #468 As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 10, 2025 #469 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 11, 2025 #471 A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 11, 2025 #472 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 11, 2025 #473 I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Peter Cook
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 12, 2025 #474 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 12, 2025 #475 A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 12, 2025 #476 You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 13, 2025 #477 The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Vince Lombardi
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 13, 2025 #478 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 13, 2025 #479 Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke
hm1996 Moderator Staff member Sep 14, 2025 #480 Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
