Things That Amuse Me
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Hunter55
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So I walk into the Dr.'s office and she says it's time for your Sr. wellness visit. She says" I'm going to give you 3 things to remember, and then ask you to repeat them to me"...... ROLMAO and I said, "Seriously, I'm retired and I don't even have to remember what day of the week it is, much less 3 things!
Sprinkman
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While babies are undeniably cute, they aren't too bright. Yet, despite being unable to talk or poo on a potty, babies are still significantly smarter than today's liberals. Here are ten ways babies are outpacing the libs:
From The Babylon Bee.
- They instinctively know only mommy has breasts: First point goes to the babies.
- They firmly refused to wear government-mandated face masks: Babies follow the science.
- Babies know that a grown man falling up the stairs of Air Force One is really funny and want to see it again and again: Adorable and smart.
- They do not eat kale: Only dumb libs eat kale. Babies win again.
- A baby has never said, "True communism has never been tried.": Their brilliance towers over the poor liberals.
- Babies do not enact segregation based on skin color: Another loss for the libs.
- They have never once voted to limit Second Amendment rights: Yet again, babies come out on top.
- Babies poop themselves, but don't try to pretend like they didn't: You weren't fooling anyone, Joe.
- Babies have never raised your taxes: They understand that taxation is theft.
- Babies somehow know abortion is wrong: Wow. Babies are just running the table here.
From The Babylon Bee.