Things That Amuse Me

hm1996 said:
Then, I stepped outside and that did it! Think I'll have a beer and watch golf or something................
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I don't want to hear any of y'all complain about your temperature now, ya hear?;)
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Man I'm so glad it is 5 degrees cooler here on average LMAO .....
(yeah I've been down that way in August, it is brutal, just like central Florida with a higher humidity, honestly IDK which is worse)
I'm not complaining I'm bragging it's cooler here LOL
 
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Spurchaser said:
Forget the outside temp…79 in the house???
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Ya know, Mark, I don't understand everything I know about that myself. That clock hangs on the SW (brick) wall which catches most of the sun all day. It always reads hot and seems max heat finally soaks through about this time of the day (5:30PM). It currently reads 82*, but the AC thermostat, about 15' across the room currently shows 76*. I don't understand everything I know about that.🤷‍♂️
 
Still too blooming hot .... Looked at the ditches that needs weed eating, and the grass that needs mowing.... considering wait on the SW Texas weather to send a twister this way before doing that should cool thing off with the wind. LMAO
 
“A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?”“John,” the new seaman replied.“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Chief’. Do I make myself clear?”“Aye, Aye Chief!”“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”The seaman sighed. “Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief.”“Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do.”

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hm1996 said:
Well, guys & gals, I thought I might go shooting today, but when I looked at my thermometer, I had second thoughts
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Too hot! A farmer has been seeing coyotes on his place in daylight hours. So last Wednesday I went down and setup on the edge of a hillside on the pipeline ROW in waist high grass and the edge of the timber, couldn't get out of the sun. Sat there about an hour and here comes a coyote in on a pup distress, lowered the hammer and down she went. No pics I forgot my phone. :confused: I went on to set there till about 1:30 my call gave up the ghost and went dead, that was the 1st time batteries went dead on me, too hot for the batteries. I packed up went to the house, hadn't been home long and started getting dizzy headed, stayed in the direct sun too LONG, had a case of baked brain! I was reminded I wasn't a young pup any longer... :ROFLMAO:
 
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