22magnum22
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OK Clarence, I just needed your long, very detailed instructions as to how to X out that Instagram suggestion and then I was able to view the video. Life for me gets complicated! Thanks.
Things That Amuse Me
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Sprinkman
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True story, I have a friend (left nameless for innocence and guilt's sake) who years ago was so drunk that in an attempt to escape being arrested he swatted a mounted policeman's horse on the butt and yelled yay-yay! Needless to say, it didn't go so well. The horse stood there, never twitching so much as a muscle, and my friend went to jail.
Moral of the story, don't do stupid things if you don't want to win stupid prizes.
I completely understand, Bud. Just wait; it gets better. My 89 year old brain has a real problem coping in this 20 year old world.
bowhunter57
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Me: Hey, Alexa. Where's my Dad?
Alexa: Your Dad is at a strip club in Las Vegas.
Me: Ha! I got you Alexa! My Dad is at home with my Mom.
Alexa: Your Mom's husband is at home with her, but your Dad is in Las Vegas.
Alexa: Your Dad is at a strip club in Las Vegas.
Me: Ha! I got you Alexa! My Dad is at home with my Mom.
Alexa: Your Mom's husband is at home with her, but your Dad is in Las Vegas.
bowhunter57
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An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce and I don't want to talk about it."
The son is completely shocked and says, "What are you talking about? Can't this be worked out?"
The old man says, "Look we just can't stand being around each other any more, I don't want to even look at her any more. So, call your sister and let her know too." Then he hangs up.
The son calls his sister and breaks the news to her. To which she replies, "Like heck they are, I'm calling them right now."
The sister calls her dad and as soon as he picks up says, "You're not getting a divorce, don't even think about filing papers. My brother and I will be flying home first thing tomorrow and we're working this out as a family!"
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife and says, "Well, that worked out. Both of the kids are coming home for Christmas and they're paying for their own airfare."
The son is completely shocked and says, "What are you talking about? Can't this be worked out?"
The old man says, "Look we just can't stand being around each other any more, I don't want to even look at her any more. So, call your sister and let her know too." Then he hangs up.
The son calls his sister and breaks the news to her. To which she replies, "Like heck they are, I'm calling them right now."
The sister calls her dad and as soon as he picks up says, "You're not getting a divorce, don't even think about filing papers. My brother and I will be flying home first thing tomorrow and we're working this out as a family!"
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife and says, "Well, that worked out. Both of the kids are coming home for Christmas and they're paying for their own airfare."