Things That Amuse Me

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To all of my neighbors…I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. ;)
 
AWS said:
If Pakistan and India go to war whose going to answer customer service calls.
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My TEAMS meeting contacts looks like a terrorist watch list, not a name I can pronounce, lol. Caller ID on my company phone has calls from Pakistan, Bangladesh India, and numerous other Middle East countries.
 
While driving down the road, I needed to change lanes and despite my signaling, nobody was letting me over. :rolleyes:

That's when I spotted a Tesla. I didn't have to signal, I just changed lanes.
The driver of that Tesla may have not wanted to let me in the lane, but the Auto Brake System in that car, locked the brakes and the lane was mine. :ROFLMAO:
 
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