Things That Amuse Me

[crapshoot]

Im still jelly that you got to drive it NEW off the dealership lot.

My truck is so old it had ash trays and cigarette lighters, which I took out and threw away the day I drove it off the showroom floor. I'm allergic to cigarette smoke. It works!

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[crapshoot]

 

[borkon]

More of a random thought:

How do fat people trim thier toenails.

 

[hm1996]

My van has a cigarette lighter, still brand new rolling around in the glove box, I needed the port to run my gps. Ashtray is full of change overflow from the change holder.

That, too.

Im still jelly that you got to drive it NEW off the dealership lot.

Usually get last year's leftovers and drive 'em a good while, Lance. This one's a 2003 so it don't owe me too much.

 

[crapshoot]

I've bought 1 new off the lot. Don't know that I'd ever do it again. Especially with the price of new vehicles nowadays.

 

[crapshoot]

More of a random thought:

How do fat people trim thier toenails.

Lots of short rapid breaths and a few breaks.