Things That Amuse Me
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bowhunter57
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My wife told me she's filing for divorce, already has her stuff packed and is leaving within the next hour. 
She said she was leaving me for another man. When I asked, "With who?"
She said, "Steve. The postman."
I said, "Wow! Steve is my best friend."
She said, "I didn't know you two were best friends. When did you become best friends?"
I said, "About 10 seconds ago".
She said she was leaving me for another man. When I asked, "With who?"
She said, "Steve. The postman."
I said, "Wow! Steve is my best friend."
She said, "I didn't know you two were best friends. When did you become best friends?"
I said, "About 10 seconds ago".
bowhunter57
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Women typically prefer diamonds that are naturally grown underground, over lab produced diamonds.
This is true only because women like digging up things from the past.
This is true only because women like digging up things from the past.
bowhunter57
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My wife is a psychology major and she's constantly psychoanalyzing me. When I wanted to fire the pool boy, she said, "You feel threatened by young viral males, because you're getting older and you're coping with your own mortality."
My argument was, "We don't have a pool!!!"
When I wanted to fire the pool boy, she said, "You feel threatened by young viral males, because you're getting older and you're coping with your own mortality."My argument was, "We don't have a pool!!!"