Treestands and Farting

Originally Posted By: coyotexWell,,they make that cough muffler,,,just hold it at the back door,,problem solved.


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The toot mute?
 
All I know is try not to fart in your neopreme chest waders. You will let one rip and think oh that one wasn't bad then you go to set down and you get the warm breeze into the face from down below. Some how the waders must concentrate it. It will make the eyes water.
 
Originally Posted By: frozenbuttAll I know is try not to fart in your neopreme chest waders. You will let one rip and think oh that one wasn't bad then you go to set down and you get the warm breeze into the face from down below. Some how the waders must concentrate it. It will make the eyes water.

or worse you pass gas all day in your waders then take them off at the end of the day and it smells like two farts got in a fight
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You mean you all don't have camo odor eater skivies ?


Wouldn't farting also mean that the wind is now at your back
instead of your face ?
 
Mabey it will call in coyotes, we should record a farting sequence and see what happens
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Originally Posted By: frozenbuttAll I know is try not to fart in your neopreme chest waders. You will let one rip and think oh that one wasn't bad then you go to set down and you get the warm breeze into the face from down below. Some how the waders must concentrate it. It will make the eyes water. Try this
 
Originally Posted By: coyotexWell,,they make that cough muffler,,,just hold it at the back door,,problem solved.


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Then give it to you buddy to cough in the next time he has to cough...
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Originally Posted By: rockinbbarOriginally Posted By: coyotexWell,,they make that cough muffler,,,just hold it at the back door,,problem solved.


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Then give it to you buddy to cough in the next time he has to cough...
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That's just wrong..... But I like the way you think
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Please, gentlemen. Must we use such a vulgar term as "fart"? I prefer "a song from the thong"
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BTW, If blowing ham gets you busted, you'd never know it by me.
 
We watched a buck trailing a doe one time. He was oblivious to us and
the truck, nice five point whitey. He jumped the fence and was headed into
a field we had permission to shoot in. Good wind blowing from us to him
about 150 yards up the road. My buddy rips one as he's getting out of the
truck, halfway across the road the buck lifts his head and without even
looking our direction, bolts the other way. I was already tagged out so I
had a great laugh over him losing the buck. No trophy but a nice rack, meat
and a 65.00 cape all lost. Take some damned beano or something if you
can't keep a cork in the pipe.
 
Originally Posted By: cornstalkerGood idea....

A grape and crap scented projectile, ricocheting about the forest.



Some raccoon will find that cork and sniff it.
He will then turn to his buddies and comment that it was a crappy
year for wine.
 
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Originally Posted By: Vaughan Try this

"Doctor recomended for a better quality of life." If thats all it takes for a better life I will by ten.
 
Worrying if they are going to smell you is far more serious a question. They don't know what a fart is and never will. Just another smell in their entire life of smelling things to eat and survive. As far as treestands go, they work great!! If you have some already up for deer, just use them. I use 'em all the time.
 
A buddy of mine has bee hives, and one of his queen bees had an illicit affair with a dung beetle.
Now all of his honey tastes like crap.

I hope that's not too far off the subject, but I really felt that it needed mentioning.
 
Originally Posted By: fw707A buddy of mine has bee hives, and one of his queen bees had an illicit affair with a dung beetle.
Now all of his honey tastes like crap.

I hope that's not too far off the subject, but I really felt that it needed mentioning.


Either that or his crap smells like honey
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Addressing the deer stand part of the question...I would have to agree with Yellowhammer. Its probably more trouble than its worth. I hunt in more open areas and I think I would feel more exposed in a tree stand unless there were plenty of limbs for cover. But if I was hunting in thick stuff, I can see the value of some elevation.

As far as the other part of the question, I think it has been adequately exposed.
 
IMO coyotes hate the smell of farts, But gray fox/ red fox and weasels absolutely love them! A bobcat however may try to catch a floating air biscuit thinking its a decoy! so i say......go for it! Than you could save money instead of buying that mojo critter!
 


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