Trying to come up with a Wyoming "Team Concept" Pro Staff

WyoYote

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With all of the "Coyote MD's"..."Predator Universities"..."Coyote Doctors"...etc., out there, along with the multitudes of "Pro Staff" guys here on PM, I thought it was high time that myself, drhart, Double CK, wyoshooter, C Middleton, Wyoming Drifter and a few other of the Wyo. guys get together and form a "team"...a Coyote Hunting "dream team" if you will, so we too would be eligible for all the accolades and freebies available to the predator hunting elite. Of course our logo would be the famous Wyoming trademarked "Bucking Horse" (see my avatar)> I can see it now - new FoxPro's, camo gear,'wraps' for our hunting rigs and of course, pretty girls (don't tell our wives)!

Below is a list of some team names that I thought would work, let me know which one is your favorite:

Platte River PAWS Patrol

Thunder Basin Dog Bashers

Cowboy State Coyote Suppression Unit

Wyoming Dog Whackers

Equality State Coyote Equalizers

Laramie Canis Latrans Liquidators

Snake River Song Doggers

Devil’s Tower Dog Nappers (aka: Coyote Encounters of the 3rd Kind)

Sagebrush Snatchers

Russian Olive Rippers

Bighorn Basin Puppy Poppers

Chugwater Coyote Chokers

Teton Tack Drivers

Evanston Estrus Chirpers

Sheridan Sharp Shooters

Powder River "paws" Button Pushers

Kaycee K-9 Kids
 
Personally, I think the Snake River Song Doggers and Teton Tack Drivers are best, Devil's Tower Dog Nappers and Sheridan Sharp Shooters aren't bad as well. One other thought, and part of the reason of my choice of names, is if it will be something somewhat in the public be careful on the name choice. We shouldn't have to cater to the bunny huggers but sometimes it makes life a little bit easier. May cause more trouble than you want if you have "coyote chokers", "dog bashers", or "puppy poppers" in your name.... especially after Michael Vick! And yes I'm sorry for that, I just couldn't resist....
 
LOL That is funny!

I don't think there is any segment of the hunting industry that has more experts and/or pro staffers than predator hunting is there?

Heck you guys are going to have to issue out snake boots to protect your shins from all the leg humping groupies!LOL

How about "Wyobraska coyote capers" so I can join too!

Good hunting.

Q,
 
I'm in for the free gear.
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Does this mean that I'm actually going to have to get good enough to kill a coyote now?
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Seriously, WyoYote, I think you have waaay too much time on your hands.
 
Dan, I'm doing this for guys like you!
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After I went 0 for 5 yesterday, lack of success kind of makes a guy get 'creative'...or goofy! Besides, from what I can tell here on PM, being a "Pro Staffer" ensures instant gratification :>)

Can't omit the "bromance" opportunities (ala hyperwyx - Kodiak) :>)
 
Originally Posted By: WyoYoteDan, I'm doing this for guys like you!
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After I went 0 for 5 yesterday, lack of success kind of makes a guy get 'creative'...or goofy! Besides, from what I can tell here on PM, being a "Pro Staffer" ensures instant gratification :>)

Can't omit the "bromance" opportunities (ala hyperwyx - Kodiak) :>)

Thanks for the mention. And while your dig on me seems witty enough, please allow me to retort. If I knew you in any fashion I would take this as a joke, laugh about it and have a good time with you. However since I don't know you in any fashion I do take offense to this and perceive this as an insult.

My "bromance" partner and I live in the same neighborhood. We have been friends for close to 8 years (I have lived in Arizona 10 years) and we enjoy sharing hobbies. Our families get together and do things and enjoy spending time together as well. Kids trick or treating etc and bbq's or what have you. I'm lucky that we enjoy the same hobby so much as it makes it easier to partake in the sport of predator calling.

Since I don't know you but in some way have offended you could I ask that you please take some time to explain why I'm in your line of sight at all?

I rarely post, I never say anything offensive or ego maniac'ish and I pretty much just do my best to be a nice guy. I have a rule for online posting, never type something I wouldn't say to their face. This helps me to stay out of the drama.

With that said, allow me to explain how I think I became a wannabe expert in your eyes (a claim which I have never made, I'm a novice hunter and fully admit it).

My last hobby of choice was paintball, this industry is much like Nascar or Motocross when it comes to sponsorships. They are just common place and people hustle whatever angles or connections they can to help them lesson the financial burden of the hobby. You market yourself and spend a great amount of time trying to gain new sponsorships. I was in paintball for 7 years and worked my way from recreational new guy in camo to full ride professional in the USPL/NPPL. What this gave me was an understanding of what companies look for when giving your products AKA choosing you to represent their company.

I took this experience and applied it to this hobby. However I have not paid my dues in predator hunting yet, I have not reached the status of "professional" and I didn't know anyone in the industry. So being honest I sent out letters to companies explaining just that. They basically went like this "Hello, I have OCD and will obsessively do whatever it takes to get good at this, please send me free stuff". They of course were much longer and more eloquent but you get the idea. And as you can imagine I was ignored by most.

Ron at Gametraks actually took the time to reply to me and ask what my thoughts were. My "pitch" to him was that he could sponsor some big name guy like Les Johnson, Byron South or Randy Anderson but that would be just like everyone else. I explained that I believed those types of people with their years of experience could probably call coyotes with a barbie doll, some bailing wire and a 2 liter of coke. However the target market for him was the new caller looking to purchase an electric caller. So if someone new guy like myself who has not yet cut his teeth in the industry, who doesn't know what he is doing could call coyotes successfully then it would show that his product was easy to use and works. It would put the spotlight on the product and not on the person. He agreed and took a chance on me by sending me a free caller. My obligatory title is "Field Staff".

Scott (Hyperwrx) took another approach and I will let him explain that should he choose too. However I can state that when he was with Minaska it was a pain in the arse because I enjoy hunting with my friend and he was loyal to Minaska and wouldn't use my Gametraks on days we hunted together. So when he and Minaska parted ways I did what I could to get him on with Gametraks. He was offered a prostaff position and accepted it. We hunt together 90% of the time so this works out nicely.

Last season Scott and I would write reviews of every hunt we went on and had success. Since we hunt allot, we were posting allot. This was also ridiculed on various forums and I believe I even read somewhere that "Hyperwrx and Kodiak would kill a fly and make a thread about it". So we talked about it and agreed that it would be best to try and slow that down. We came up with the idea of posting our kills monthly as a team. Again since we hunt 90% of the time together this made sense anyways.

We are going to continue to do this. We could go back to our old ways and make 20+ threads a month with every single and double or whatever, but I think just one picture, once a month with all the harvested animals in it is less obscene. Less "look at me" or what have you. We talked with Ron at Gametraks about this and he even agreed that it was probably better. Even though he would love to see Gametraks threads everyday, he liked our new game plan.

I'm beginning to think that no matter what I do, type or explain someone is going to mock and ridicule it. I would really just like to understand why. Maybe I'm too sensitive but really just don't like it.

So that is my side of the story, my novel and my boredom. Being unemployed currently gives me lots of free time to hunt and take offense to things read on the internet. I'm sure your a nice guy and were just making a joke at my expense, which I can appreciate to some degree. I guess I just take it better when the jokes come from people I know and not random strangers. Maybe one day we will meet at fix that.

Until then, thanks for reading and happy hunting.

"Arizona Bromance Brothers"

AKA Andrew Kerns
 
Its all about the Money Guys. You have Hunters with a passion for the sport, that devote lots of time and their own monies just to go hunting. So a person trying to sell a product is contacted by the Hunters. The Hunters present themselves in a professional manner and get a free caller,rifle,shooting sticks, whatever.. Its basically free for the sponsor. A Caller may cost X ammount to the general public, but to the Manufacturer its quite a bit less. So if a Manufacturer gives away a few new toys to Guys that are Hunting, and also post on a popular website with their exploits, Its almost like free advertising. How many here say, Tikka, Remmington, Howa... or what have you boast about their products? Look in all of the Forums! Everyone of us that promotes a product helps sell. Think of Big Websites. Now Manufactureres have a Captive large audience! Why Pay for anything! We can provide free merchandise to cover our advertising costs! Who gets the Merchandise? I Dont know.. but its cheaper than paying out lump sums of Money for a Banner. Maybe these items get dispursed by the Website to certain Members? Who Knows? Its all about sales and marketability. I cant blame a Guy for getting new products just for promoting them. It will be interesting to see who is using the new gear in future Hunts. Keep after em !
 
I wanna join! Maby I could be on the "California Coyote Contingency" team, and would be the lone member. No? Well I guess I could be a Wyoming Pro staffer in spirit. I understand your just having a little fun here Yote. No need for anyone to take offense and write an essay. Besides, Kodiak would never post anything offensive or insulting. Except maby "Californians cause problems wherever they go" Oh! and how about "Mexicans and Californians are one and the same." Ref It wasn't me thread on the other site. Nothing offensive or insulting? Just my "retort" Grizz.
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Whoa! Andrew...

Quote:My "bromance" partner and I live in the same neighborhood.

What about me? Jimnaz, said he was pretty sure you had a bromance crush on me? What's going on here? I feel betrayed...
 
You Arizona guys are touchy today...all I can say is "Bromance On", Bro's!

Kodiak (Andrew), no need to take offense...it's just that us Wyoming guys want our free sh!t, too :>) Actually, I don't care about the 'stuff', the post was made in gest, as some of you can see.
 
Originally Posted By: GRIZZLYONEI wanna join! Maby I could be on the "California Coyote Contingency" team, and would be the lone member. No? Well I guess I could be a Wyoming Pro staffer in spirit. I understand your just having a little fun here Yote. No need for anyone to take offense and write an essay. Besides, Kodiak would never post anything offensive or insulting. Except maby "Californians cause problems wherever they go" Oh! and how about "Mexicans and Californians are one and the same." Ref It wasn't me thread on the other site. Nothing offensive or insulting? Just my "retort" Grizz.
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Thanks for "retort" Grizz. I said I "try" to not offend anyone or be offensive. I'm not always successful.

On the NPHA forum I did make those statements as attempts to be humorous via stereotyping.

I apologize if those statements offended you or any other Californians.

As per usual, things posted on the internet get taken out of context and blown out of proportion. This thread is a perfect example of that, Wyoyote made a funny, something which I would have laughed about in person and for whatever reason it set me off a little this morning. Thus the reason for my "novel". I'm long winded in person so I dont see why online would be any different.

I'm off to cuddle with Scott now as I think he might be missing me.
 
Coyote Cowboys

Powder River Predator Patrol

Predator Pioneers

We control:

Coyotes and other large K-9 type critters.. aka Wooofs

and lastly,

Team Idgit
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Thanks for "retort" Grizz. I said I "try" to not offend anyone or be offensive. I'm not always successful.

On the NPHA forum I did make those statements as attempts to be humorous via stereotyping.

I apologize if those statements offended you or any other Californians.

As per usual, things posted on the internet get taken out of context and blown out of proportion. This thread is a perfect example of that, Wyoyote made a funny, something which I would have laughed about in person and for whatever reason it set me off a little this morning. Thus the reason for my "novel". I'm long winded in person so I dont see why online would be any different.

I'm off to cuddle with Scott now as I think he might be missing me. [/quote]
Apology accepted, Grizz.
 
Kodiak, I have got to say I admire your honesty. I don't know of any other field staffer that would admit that they got on with a company through solicitation. Most, I think, would want to leave people with the impression that they are more special than that. More along the lines of extra ordinary hunting prows or something along those lines.

How people become a field staffer has always been a topic of debate so I am glad that you aired that one out for us. Thank you!


Thanks again.

Q,
 
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Originally Posted By: TimberToesWyHomies

Wyoming where the #$% is that

Michael Wyoming Jacksons.


Wow that actually made me laugh audibly.

Michael Jackson's Hole hahaha



Q,

Thanks man, your a tough customer on the boards and in person I hear so getting even a small "kudos" from you is cool and I appreciate it.

I make no exaggerations about myself. I'm new and learning. I am fortunate that I'm able to hunt as much as I do and lucky to live in a place like Arizona that is so stocked with predators. I'm trying to shorten the learning curve as quickly as possible as I really do love predator hunting. I was instantly hooked as soon as Scott took me out a couple years ago.

Andrew
 
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