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This guy is sitting in his living room reading his latest issue of Varmint Hunting magazine when his wife walks in.
His wife is sporting a new sweater and modeling it for her husband and asks, "Honey, do you think my breasts are too small? Maybe I should spend the money and get breast implants."
The husband lowers the magazine from his line of sight and says, "Well sweetheart, I don't think we need to spend the money on elective surgery, I have a much better idea to enlarge your breasts, it's a proven method and it won't cost a dime."
"Really", she says, "Tell me about it."
So the husband says, "Every morning and evening, all you have to do is wad up some toilet paper and rub it all over your breasts. In no time at all they will be bigger than I ever dreamed of."
"That won't work", she says, "How could rubbing toilet paper on my breasts make them big and full?"
Husband, "I can't figure it out either, but it sure worked on your rear end." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Epilog: Services will be held for poor Bob at the local Church of the Painful Truth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowingsmilie.gif
His wife is sporting a new sweater and modeling it for her husband and asks, "Honey, do you think my breasts are too small? Maybe I should spend the money and get breast implants."
The husband lowers the magazine from his line of sight and says, "Well sweetheart, I don't think we need to spend the money on elective surgery, I have a much better idea to enlarge your breasts, it's a proven method and it won't cost a dime."
"Really", she says, "Tell me about it."
So the husband says, "Every morning and evening, all you have to do is wad up some toilet paper and rub it all over your breasts. In no time at all they will be bigger than I ever dreamed of."
"That won't work", she says, "How could rubbing toilet paper on my breasts make them big and full?"
Husband, "I can't figure it out either, but it sure worked on your rear end." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Epilog: Services will be held for poor Bob at the local Church of the Painful Truth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowingsmilie.gif
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