Color me skeptical.
It's not just a thermal, no, it's also night vision... crystal clear, and will add 40 points to your fico score..... take the swelling out of your bum knee, make your kids respect you, and also attracts coyotes with an ultrasonic sound that comes on when it's powered up. You don't even have to worry about the call ringing in your ears, because you can't hear it, but trust us, it's there. And all for the low low.. discounted price of $1,099. We use only the purest Chinese slave children in our production facility, and they are checked daily for mange, so our quality control is the best in the industry.