Calling Feral Cats

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I had them getting on my trans am and my z28 when i first moved out here.nothing a can of tunna and my trusty M1 carbine that i love to use just for that couldnt solve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
i have a cat actually it is my wifes but he likes me more. I hate cats but not this one. Why i like him well he dont jump on me he dont tear up the furnature he dont meow at night or during the day. Everyonced in a while he will come sit next to me and ill pet his head. And the best of all is he tells me when cats are around the house he hates cats himself. So me and my trusty cat have had a few fun nights when the wife was gone. Cats come on the back poarch and i would let him out he would grap the cat until i got there and i could dispose of it. But i do understand what everyone is saying. I hate cats they jump on your car scratch the paint crap all over the place and dont care. This summer we put a hummingbird feeder on our back poarch. Well the hummingbirds started comeing in to drink and about 3 weeks later i did not see them comeing in. Low and behold the cats where chasing them up the trees. I found out that WalMart, Daisy and some pellets do a preety good job of destroying them if you live within city limits. I have this writen on my Daisy gun.

You can run [beeep], but you'll only die tired.
 
Well this is how I aquired my new cat. The other night the family and I were headed home from town, last corner, last section of road. There sitting right in the middle of the road is a big old tomcat. Cat sitting out in the middle of no-where fair game, so I whip out the pistol and proceed to remove the invasive critter from this habitat. I didn't count on the wife throwing one big fit. Something about kids in the jeep. Gotta learn the facts of life sometime, Dad is a hunter, cats don't belong in the wild. So after a little bickering, wife honking the horn, I turn back expecting the cat to be gone. Nope, it wasn't, so if I can't shoot the cat, and the cat don't belong in the fields then I guess I have a cat. Daughter is really impressed. Dog didn't mess with it either /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif So that is how I aquired my cat.
 
Holy s-Cat,
Jesse Kreger, I hope you like having possums, raccoons, snapping turtles, smooshed deer and whatever else chose to cross the road. Man you are vastly outnumbered in your own fortress.... wife... dog... the kid probably is too young to be a conscious decision-maker.
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Speaking of cats, I hope His Honor doesn't read this forum.
For maliciously and intentionally perforating the innocent, helpless cuddly kitten with a high-powered firearm... I shudder to think what the sentence would be.
http://tinyurl.com/9eyu3
11/18/2005
Woman sentenced to spend night at Lake Metropark
By: Jamie Ward
JWard@News-Herald.com
Judge makes ruling to show suspect what it was like for the kittens she abandoned
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Michelle Murray will now have the opportunity to experience what the dozens of kittens felt the night she abandoned them at two Lake Metroparks in September.
Painesville Municipal Court Judge Michael A. Cicconetti on Thursday sentenced Murray, 25, of Painesville Township, to jail time.
But he added a stipulation to ensure that Murray "suffer the same consequences as those kittens."
 
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Would I be allowed to post pics of my Feral cat kills?



The answer is no. We have let this thread run it's course. Next we will be filming videos of calling in the neigbors cat and killing it.
While I don't care for cats either, this forum doesn't need the aggravation of provoking responses from those outside this website that who would do so. Questions-and actions like the one above will only cause big problems with PM sooner or later. You guys have made your feelings known-the thread will stay.

-MP
 
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